Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
OfficeNinja 5
Quit arguing. Let her find out on her own that the adult world is not facebook.
thiscrazything 1
Agreed. She is 18. Let her figure it out her own way. She will learn.
Jasonf6 0
What is it with girls actually thinking that face makes them look sexy? It's hideous.
mouammarkadhafi 0
Quack quack mr. Officer i didn't see that stop sign.. Quack quack!
awalker2782 5
Just tell her to keep calm and chive on!
andrysb24 5
It's been my experience that telling these girls that overusing the duck-face pose will accelerate the development of ugly wrinkles on their lips makes them stop using it. Give it a try!
GloomyJester 8
Congratulations. You raised a retard.
wironandine 8
That's so sad/pathetic. Fyl
wironandine 8
It's scary that this obviously moronic girl is driving a two ton killing machine
Yak99 0
Its never too late for abortion
SweetPerfectionn 3
You're doing a good thing trying to save her from an embarrassing picture.