Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
GoW_Chick 15
Is this the same girl who thinks Facebook can be used as identification?
SweetPerfectionn 3
LOL read that one too.
burtonbullet 10
Unfortunately, it more than likely is. Now I understand why 2012 is the "end of the world".
poohbear1816 4
our generation just gets stupider seriously if she does that she will regret it not at that moment but when she gets a lil older smh
Azail 15
Agreed^ and it is people like her that cause me to lose faith in humanity
LivingProdigy 0
What has happened to this world...
GoW_Chick 15
Twitter, Facebook, pretty much the only thing this generation cares about it seems, and it shows with the lack of common sense and just plain stupidity in stories like these.
KrystlSkotos 0
I don't want to live on this planet anymore....
GoW_Chick 15
I'm with you, the 60's would be radical to live in man, peace, love and flower power. :)
THE_A_TEEN 28
Nah! The 80's is where is at. The 60's was a violent decade...
citymayer 7
I'm sorry that you have THAT kind of daughter...
Xcherrypie 16
Send her to live on a farm, she'll be ok.
thiscrazything 1
A duck farm?
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Peace, love, and lots of drugs.
SpruceDread4578 13
60's is lame. Prehistoric times FTW! Ride the raptors!