Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
Joshawott 21
She needs to see a Quack.
ErinBeam 1
Slap her.
nava1210 12
The tree doesn't fall far from the.. ..wait.
IntoTheClouds 42
I'd say let her do it. Perhaps in six years when she's older and (hopefully) a little more mature, she'll realize how stupid she looks and maybe then she'll spread the word to abolish the duck-face forever.
sicnesses 6
Why do people think that is attractive?!?!
idkanthony 1
i dont undertanad why girls do that. its not attractive, it looks stupid
serenitychaos20 6
....and you're going to let her drive? Im sorry. Tell her if she gets pulled over to greet the cop with that face, so they know its her driving.
skyeyez9 25
Annoying fb pics: The duck face, bathroom mirror pic, sticking your ass out bending over slightly pic, preppy looking girls making the peace sign sideways (with duck face), high angle facing downwards pic (to show off your ****).....am I missing any?
skyeyez9 25
The "I took an hour to get my hair and makeup ready for this pic, but playing it casual to make it look like I snapped it at the spur of the moment."
misfitmonroe 4
Yep. The " hi! I'm driving and taking my picture at the same time!" photo.
skyeyez9 25
I have a cousin who mainly posts pictures of food he is about to Eat on fb.
misfitmonroe 4
That's kind of funny
vbmg152 19
Yeah! The one where they take a picture of their face & in the mirror behind them, they're naked! I don't need to see that!
PiErC3 0
u hav a retarded child
MrWhiteGluz 1
Dumb ass. Also BANG!!!!