Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old daughter why she can't pull a duck face pose for her driver's license. She still doesn't believe me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, I looked at my twelve-year-old daughter's test. One of the question was, "When is a good time to worry about your parents?" Her answer was, "When they take selfies, because selfies aren't made for old people." FML
Today, I drove alone for the first time since I passed my test. I kept getting weird looks from other drivers and got pulled over by a cop. He said I was clearly underage and was sure my license was fake. Almost half an hour later, he finally let me go. I hate having a baby-face. FML
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
Today, my 16-year-old daughter burned all her baby photos because they were unflattering and made her "look fat". FML
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Top comments
saIty 17
What a stupid move. She doesn't know how stupid that looks, and how when she gets pulled over she's going to have to make that quack face, which could make the cop go... Da fuq wrong with this chick?
DooleyFTW 17
I still don't understand why girls insist on pulling this face all the time! Surely they realise it looks ridiculous?
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Comments (243)
DocBastard 40
I was a teen in the 80's, and I can tell you point blank that jellies, big frizzy hair, acid-wash jeans, and Members Only jackets were NOT cool when they weren't retro.
aperfectxdeath 3
Let her take the pic how she wants. She's 18 and if that's her decision you're no better for still trying to control her. Grow up parents. A mistake is the best teacher of all and you should have objected once then said okay if it's what you want. Then a month later after she's used it enough times and starts bitching about it; because let's face it she's a girl and it's inevitable; you can say "I told you so." The best sentence ever created.
charmanderCHAR 5
Shut the **** up. Really? I hope you never procreate.
fukthisss 5
Let her- in a few years she will understand why. Lol
SchellShocka 1
If she has a picture doing the "duckface" she's too young for you bro.
mattorama 15
Daughter duckfacing = you have failed as a parent. Sorry.
KyleJstorm 0
Is she blonde?
DirtyPaganIrish 0
Thank you. What is out with otherwise really lovely girls making this hideous expression?? NOT HOT AT ALL.
SpeakOutLoud 1
Your daughter is epic
SlickWillyTFCF 5
Did you explain to her that the duck face makes girls look one of two ways: 1. like ignorant ******* ****** that just want a mouth full of dick or 2. Like ignorant ******* ****** that have two brain cells constantly fighting for control?
Nashiq 8
nothing good ever came from a duckface.