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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OverMyInLaws
Serial skid marks
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Kendra_Nine
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
cammy
How not to raise 'em right
Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML
Melissa
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
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fuckaduck1 4
Well, why not?
Jrook 0
lol "virgion"
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guckylynn 19
Ew, that's really gross and unhealthy.
zabava 0
What was your first hint of a problem, that her panties said "March" instead of "Tuesday" ?? and yes, I've seen panties with the months on them, 'cause my old gf had a pair that said "May" that reminds me .... why is panties plural, and bra singular?
beccartist 1
two buttocks. one boob.
tag605 0
just go commando and problem solved!
nibas 0
ur sister îs a w.h.o.r.e
goonie85 0
Months? Never seen those. Odd. The days of the weeks underpants are strange to me. They aren't cute, so are they for "challenged" people to remember which day if the week it is or whether their undies are clean? A calendar system?
yottskry 0
@#75 - "England and Britain are kind of the same thing"? Jeez, there's ignorance walking. Or rather typing, I guess. I think Scotland and Wales might have something to say about it. England, Scotland and Wales = Great Britain. Great Britain + Northern Ireland = The United Kingdom. So don't *you* try to be a smartass.
CallMeHush 1
Everyone likes their own brand tho.
goonie85 0
I was merely saying that the person wouldve sounded stupid saying "English English" and that England is not in Great Britain. That guy was just trying to be a turd. But we should all expect that.
goonie85 0
ugh I just realized I made a typo that sounded retarded. I meant that England is IN Great Britain. I failed to mention he other countries, yes, which Im sure is offensive to those people. I was just saying that what that guy said wasn't wrong. I only meant that people interchange English and British in the states, so I'm no longer going to argue semantics. Sorry Scotland and Wales. You guys exist.
idkweird 0
"Sorry Scotland and Wales. You guys exist." Idk why, but that just made me giggle out loud! And I'm at work which made my coworker look at me funny, lol.
idkweird 0
apfluxx, I don't know about you, but from what Ive come across, vaginas have an odor. Whether it smells good or bad to others depends on the person/time of month/etc. So, people could find it "stinky." I guarantee, though, that if a girl wears the same underwear for a week, it's going to smell gross. I'm probably pretty extreme with my underwear, though, I change it at least once a day. Sometimes, 2-3 times in one day. I'm weird, though.