Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML
Today, my sister asked if she could look through my closet to find something to wear. She is 6 months pregnant. FML
Keeping up appearances
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML
Today, trying to be nice, I asked my little sister how school was. She burst into a temper tantrum and screamed at me to fuck off. She's eight. FML
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, my fiancé asked his 13-year-old sister what role she wanted in our upcoming wedding. Her response was "Saying I object!" FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML
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ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
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aliyourpally 12
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Ew track pants are unat'track'tive
SuperKnuckels 6
yeah start wearing lululemons lol
MrBrightside21 20
Or don't wear any pants. Yeah, yeah, the cops don't like it, but the ladies always give me a second look. Single by choice.
TheDrifter 24
Single by choice, true. But was it your choice or theirs?
MrBrightside21 20
38 - Obviously you haven't seen me with my pants off... But I'm gonna have to plead the fifth on this one.
Clearly 7
Stop wearing track pants.
Welshite 40
I did, and it was one of the best decisions I've made! The sense of freedom I felt after I was liberated from those awful things was awesome. People started noticing me on the street and calling after me. It took me a while to fully understand what they were shouting, though. Apparently they don't appreciate a half-naked person strutting down the sidewalk.
TheChiver 7
And start wearing yoga pants...believe me, guys love yoga pants!
Kallian_fml 21
Maybe she's right?
Ashley91129 6
HAHAHAHA. I'm sorry, but this is one of the funniest I've seen in a while. :')
xmaximusx 12
Why would people burry a comment like this ....... ******* prudes
Sinkhole 26
93 - I don't think you know what 'prude' means.
JenkJenks 6
5 - I appreciate your apology. Your laughter offended me, but I have found the capacity to forgive you.
sens3sfailing 25
I havnt. I need to see a doctor now because of the nightmares of someone laughing so hard at this! WHY? WHY IS IT SO FUNNY?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
ICastillo 25
She is right, yoga pants is the way to go.
Bluekaren16 19
In that case so are camel toes.
ICastillo 25
In that case so are moose knuckles.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Just be sure to check if they have a penis before you go after a yoga "girl."
amillionbucks 5
I meant to thumb 53 down, but I pressed the wrong button by accident. Would someone do it for me?
MURIKKA 11
65-I tried to do it for you but I accidentally hit the like button. While I was doing that I also managed to thumb you down. I did my best.
ICastillo 25
#53 if you can't tell if it's a guy wearing yoga pants.....I don't know what to tell you.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hey man it's not me who has the problem, I can't even enjoy a girls looks unless I see her face anyway, and I can usually tell a tranny from a granny from a cute girl in panties regardless of the angle, so I'm just making sure you guys know what you're getting into... Just looking out for the little guys, not my little guy.. He knows, dammit! He KNOWS.
capslockisgood 19
74 What?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Gawd, it's like no one understands me these days. Never mind :P
Ohreo 2
#69, 53 was referring to a previous fml where a guy took a pic of himself in his girlfriends yoga pants in order to post it on a girls yoga pants forum (or something along the lines of that :P )
Zebediabolical 45
Yoga pants, like spandex, should be a privilege and not a right. :(
sarahwaugh 4
If you have a good butt yoga pants are hot as hell.
freshberries22 17
Dress comfortably op there's no point in showing off....but this generally only applies after you have a man and only need to dress up for him.
DocBastard 40
So you're saying women only need to look after themselves and dress nicely until they have hooked a man, then they can let themselves go to shit? Am I understanding you correctly?
ScarlieC 25
She's saying that a girl should show off when she's single and then dress nice for their guy when they're together.
ScarlieC 25
Wait, never mind my last comment. I read that wrong. I don't get #8 either.
happle 21
Don't take care of yourself until you did someone? I think..?
MidnaLink 35
Doc almost had it but "dressing up" could just apply to date nights, and semi-casual other times.
poccocurantes 7
No, doc had it right. Then after you've gone to pot your husband cheats on you. You divorce him, take half, use the money to get back in shape and start the cycle all over again.
freshberries22 17
43 I was joking and I was going to edit but time ran out before I finished. I feel like you should only dress nice if you want to and you shouldn't be expected to dress up for anyone boyfriend or not. Op should dress comfortably as long as it makes her happy.
sens3sfailing 25
guys like a girl who takes care of herself. its not that we wont the hottest piece of tail on the block (at least not for me) its just a characreristic of that persons hygene. she is free to wear track pants all she wants. Men will be just as free to ignore her for it. again not saying I would, just that there are SOME men who are like that.
docscientist 10
112- just because it's cliched doesn't mean it's not true...
SasaCeceGogo 18
This is where you say back "With that attitude looks like you aren't going far either!"
syley 5
Possibly one of the most obscure at least horrible fmls I've read. I guess if it bothers you that much then prove her wrong, you have at least 10 years until she would possibly get married, but overall I can't see the severity of this situation
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Track pants are cute, I'd rather a girl wear that than regular jeans.. Just be yourself op, someone will love you! :)
etchsanity1 11
Meh in Canada track pants are sweats ... Nothing cute about sweats they are a sign that you can't keep up with your waistline this may not be the are but track pants just say lazy usually
ideasrule 13
I wear sweatpants all the time. I'm 1.83 m and weigh 63 kg; if you work that out, that's marginally underweight.
etchsanity1 11
It's one thin to wear ten for workout or lounging around the house the post makes it seem like they are her primary pants
Ameel_fml 19
I don't know...track pants (to me) usually signify someone who has just gone running or gone to the gym. Not someone who isn't looking after their figure. They might not be the most attractive pants to wear, but they're not as awful as some people here are saying. And, hey, sometimes a simple t-shirt and track pants can look nice...as long as they're a flattering pair of track pants, that is. :O (Though I hate that most people in my town wear track pants that they clearly bought in the mid 2000s because they have those mid-2000s flared legs. It's like...I know you bought those over 7 years ago. They're faded, and pilling, and outdated as hell. Throw them out, dammit!)
TheDrifter 24
You make it sound like 7 years is an eternity and some sort of fashion crime. I guess I shouldn't brag about my mid 80s acid wash and Scooby Doo shirts, eh? Bah, I'll just call it fashion forward and hope it catches on again.
kimj356 6
Yes it does