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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OverMyInLaws
Serial skid marks
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Kendra_Nine
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
cammy
How not to raise 'em right
Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML
Melissa
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
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fuckaduck1 4
Well, why not?
Jrook 0
lol "virgion"
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AmberBerry 0
**vomit** This is GROSS!! How did she not know to change her own UNDERWEAR?!?
xxxsexykrissiexx 0
that's mad grose
perdix 31
You should have told her that if she insists on wearing the same pair of "knickers" for that length of time, she needs to go commando every other day. That will give the "knickers", and her "fanny," a chance to air out. I love British English, ya fag-smokers.
iggywig 0
#62 I love how you call it BRITISH English, given that England is in Britain....
FYLDeep 26
Fag in your mouth Fag in your mouth Looking like a fool with a fag in your mouth.
fisheatsbear 6
that's... actually kind of catchy. lookin like a fool with fags in your mouth
yottskry 0
I still contest that there's no such language as "American English". It's just English with lots of mistakes :p
FYLDeep 26
What's that? I can't hear you with that fag in your mouth.
kyonichii 4
Someone's got their panties in a knot.
SeedlessMe 13
your child is by Far the smelliest!
thedivinecomeD 0
I like the way he says "why one must not wear..." sounds smart. normal people would have said,"why you shouldn't..." :)
lil_miss_shorty 2
He's British. It's what we do ;)
brucesgirl 0
nasty
goonie85 0
69- England and Great Britain are kinda the same thing. I think you meant that it's in the United Kingdom, and it would've sounded really dumb for him to say "English English." the way the British vs. Americans vs. Australians use English is all very different. Don't be a smartass.
iggywig 0
#75 said England and Great Britain are the same thing, then you must be American.. or not British. I'm British, and my nationality a combination of THREE British countries. It's called "The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland" ... there's no difference between 'UK' and 'GB' when most people use it. But Scottish and Welsh are definitely nationalities, and I'm not sure they'd like being called English. I was NOT trying to be a dick, or a 'smartass', I merely commented on how I love how our English is often commented on as 'wrong' (I'm not saying you or the other person said this). Maybe they should try NOT to interchange British and English; I'm sure the Canadians would have something to say if we called them Americans (hey, they're in the North American continent, right!?).
exohexoh 0
She's 14 and she doesn't know this?! Damn that is so disgusting.
iloveloosy12 0
that's not an fml! that could lead to some fun!
another_guy 0
well, that's much better than if she'd have to explain it to you...