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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OverMyInLaws
Serial skid marks
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Kendra_Nine
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
cammy
How not to raise 'em right
Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML
Melissa
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
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fuckaduck1 4
Well, why not?
Jrook 0
lol "virgion"
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Comments (202)
kally2010 0
love 108 lol so funny and true !!
mtc4ever 0
try having to explain to your younger sister who is 17 why it's not okay to steal underwear from your big sister. I'd rather her **** up her own vag than stealing my underwear and ruining it with her ****** juices and probably transfering something to me. unless I find the stolen underwear before she puts it back, then I know not to ever wear it again.
ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4
not really an FML for you, but for her yes. - eww ;P " today, my sister had to tell me that one should not wear the same underwear for a week ... im 14 FML ""
sinkships 0
o_O
alleyx3 0
how would you know? unless it happens to you..
lex_waltz 0
#144, it's guerilla, not gorilla. "Gorilla" = primate. "Guerilla" = war tactic.
heyitsmeyay 0
that's just nasty!
beachgirl332 0
Number 132 you spelled "supiors" wrong. so f the british.
iplaymw2 0
wow thats like 5-6k to do the whole "dental process" in us
chikiitaaa 0
nasty