Kids, Parents and Language: Badmouth Strikes Again

Badmouth Strikes Again

By Melissa - 08/03/2020 14:00

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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Today, I overheard my daughter compliment my mother by saying "My mom is way flabbier than you, Grandma." When I told her later that she hurt my feelings, she told me to "man up." She's seven. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 March 2020 17:58

Where's the fml here? If your mom has a potty-mouth, surely you can let the expletives fly!

Cowgirl1293 26

Wednesday 11 March 2020 6:19

that's the type of mom I am

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 March 2020 17:58

Where's the fml here? If your mom has a potty-mouth, surely you can let the expletives fly!

cdaspirit 15

Monday 9 March 2020 8:09

Me as a mom

Cowgirl1293 26

Wednesday 11 March 2020 6:19

that's the type of mom I am

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