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United Kingdom
Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OverMyInLaws
Serial skid marks
Today, my sister-in-law recently spend the night to hangout with my 7 year-old. She kept some of her clothes in his dresser. While doing laundry and sorting out clothes that no longer fit him, I found a pair of her shit-stained underwear shoved in the back of one of the drawers. She's in her 40's and this isn't the first occurrence. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
Kendra_Nine
Toronto, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML
cammy
How not to raise 'em right
Today, I learned that my 13 year-old daughter has been wearing the same pad for a week “because there’s no blood on it.” When I told her that it's still disgusting, she tried to defend herself be saying that, "no one ever told her how long she could wear it." FML
Melissa
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Evaki1
Greece
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Please explain
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML
appropriatepolice
United States
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Anonymous
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
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fuckaduck1 4
Well, why not?
Jrook 0
lol "virgion"
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rachexl 0
i was in 9th grade when i was 14 and i dont really see how you could be in high school (or secondary school, whatever you guys call it in the uk) and just now realize personal hygiene. if she was a toddler or just becoming potty trained i could see this, although it wouldnt be an fml. seems like maybe she was just ******* with you.
IAMLALA 0
the sister is just being lazy.
transcedental 18
//agreed. someone said that the girl was putting them on everyday. in my opinion she was too lazy to take them off. and all of the "ewwww" comments, what the ****.. hypocrites.
Obelia 3
It's highly possible that the Op and her sister share a room so it would be a little hard to not notice.
S0biTeMe 4
...that was more than I needed to know. Snickerdoodles often gets yucky dried stuff in her underwear... ahhh...go to the Doctor?
thoughtcrimeno1 0
This sort of thing will replace chastity belts, consider your sister a trend setter
redbluegreen 41
Oh God... You've just reminded me of this: http://www.snopes.com/risque/kinky/panties.asp Japanese vending machines that sell panties previously worn and soiled by young school girls.
LadyAshley 0
I would expect you telling a 14 year old boy that, but a 14 year old girl?! (insert shutter here)
dsegui4 0
ewww weird????
Oxymoronicule 0
You two could share the panties
neon_shoes 0
Sexy.
lolwtfwasthat 0
lol wtf