lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
fittingroompotty
United States
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
MentalHealthWorker
True hero
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
mpfrost153
United States
TW: Gross
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
frenchy
United States
Clean up in aisle 4
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Rebecca c
Nice neighborhood
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
shittyhall
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Top comments
asapp78 16
Some people are disgusting. Sorry you had to do that.
AboveAll04 14
job security ? its the only positive I can think of
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Comments (82)
HortonThelephant 15
I may be drawing absurd lines in the sand, but I'm going to guess you are a near minimum wage worker, who was paid shit to clean up shit that is sooo far above your pay grade. Well I say; **** that shit!
scampman 5
Big deal. I work at a wastewater treatment plant I practically swim in shit everyday. It's fun.... don't look at me like that!
allie2590 31
The difference is that you took a job working with shit. Unless I'm mistaken, most stores with fitting rooms don't have a wastewater treatment department.
Fluffydemise 18
I once worked in a mental hospital. I had to clean the toilets on occasion. Lets just say i'd rather have cleaned the monkey enclosure at london zoo!
Vidrill 22
At least you got the chance to make an FML that rhymes. That's pretty rare.
schadenfreud 6
real life re-enactment of the simpsons?
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Where was this, like Walmart?
Cazz91 21
You would honestly not be surprised... Or perhaps its just the Walmart where I live that has issues of people using the change rooms for emergency shitters.
yoursucklives 36
i really like how this fml is worded. but still, fyl op!
kryptonite2070 13
that sucks. sorry op
Enslaved 38
I'm not too surprised. I've actually gone into many fitting rooms that smell like pee butt never shit. Some people are just gross!
thrifting 18
Lol@ peebutt
allie2590 31
Yeah I laughed at pee butt too... 23 going on 5.
blueeyedann 6
Reminds me of Grandma Mazur