Today, I had a horrible head injury that prevented me from going to my girlfriend's birthday party, and when my mom answered my phone, she thought my mom was a girl I was cheating with. Even after posting on Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat, in places she hasn't blocked me on, she just commented that I was faking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, some girl's mom gave me a load of abuse for endangering her daughter's health. How? By deleting my Facebook account, which caused her to have a serious panic attack. Apparently she thought we were best friends, and that I was ditching her. I'm confused too. FML
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, while stepping out of the shower, I slipped and cut my head. I went to the hospital, got 8 stitches and was tested for head trauma. After hours of ignoring my calls and texts, my girlfriend finally responded, very angrily. Why? Today is her birthday, and I "selfishly made it about me." FML
Today, I had to pretend my phone was broken because my mom kept calling to ask if she could join my friends and me for karaoke night. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
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Top comments
Dirtysalamander1 13
don't even worry about it. you don't need negativiy in your life.
vg 4
that's called good riddance
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Comments (5)
Dirtysalamander1 13
don't even worry about it. you don't need negativiy in your life.
RichardPencil 32
What did your head injury do to your judgment, Oedipus?
vg 4
that's called good riddance
Grumpy Jack 27
Tell her to head the **** out of your life.. Hope you don't suffer from after effects. Get well soon !
Brightside86 31
Some women are super insecure, my GF heard my voicemail transcription service greeting default which is basically a robot secretary with a female voice and her immediate thought was "who is this bitch answering my BFs phone"
JasonThorn 23
The old saying is still true: "When someone shows you who they really are, BELIEVE THEM." Dump the insecure witch while still telling the truth.