lifesucks0925
Vallejo, United States
Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
g_unit
Canada
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
fittingroompotty
United States
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
MentalHealthWorker
True hero
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Alisterine
Chesterfield, United States
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Chris
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Crappy circumstances
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
mpfrost153
United States
TW: Gross
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
frenchy
United States
Clean up in aisle 4
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Rebecca c
Nice neighborhood
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
shittyhall
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
Top comments
asapp78 16
Some people are disgusting. Sorry you had to do that.
AboveAll04 14
job security ? its the only positive I can think of
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carmagnet 11
In Canada you are supposed to hire an outside agency to deal with human wastes and/or bodily fluids. It is actually illegal for an employer to make you clean it up because it can be considered a health and safety issue.
JSever 9
You gotta go when you gotta go
a7x_RoCk3r 12
Maybe, like me, the person that did this has severe panic attacks that cause stomach or bowel problems?
klovemachine 24
Meth is power, perdix =)
buckdharma 38
Give to me your leather Take from me my waste
MegenR 3
By any chance, do you work at J.C. Penney? I've worked in retail for many years, and JCP has the most disgusting fitting rooms I have ever dealt with. Sorry you had to deal with this mess.
alycion 39
My mom has so many similar stories. It puzzles me how someone could be that disgusting. And if we want to give them the benefit of the doubt in that they just couldn't hold it, then say something and offer to clean it your damned self.
rooneygirl420 13
Lol wow OP I'm truly sorry that happened to you. But you made me (and plenty of other people, I'm sure) laugh about the fitting/******** room
Jtaura 10
Ahahahah and they used the store clothes as toilet paper. #YOLO!
rita91 5
The sad thing is I know that happens, I worked at a high end store and the lady went into the fitting rm peed in a plastic bag tied it and left it in there!