Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
True hero
Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Filthy animal
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Rememberance Day special
Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML
TW: Gross
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Clean up in aisle 4
Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML
Nice neighborhood
Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML
Today, someone shat liquid poo in the hallway at work. Right. Outside. The bathroom. Another foot and they could have used a toilet instead of the carpeted floor. FML
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asapp78 16
Some people are disgusting. Sorry you had to do that.
AboveAll04 14
job security ? its the only positive I can think of
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Comments (82)
worldclassrager 41
Oh good lord...yes they are private but really? And well shit...rather not say the over used phrase...
vixsin 22
This is why I truly hate people sometimes.
Je9 16
Oh my god, customers try to go into our fitting rooms all the time thinking they are the restrooms. Sorry, OP.
LegolasPrincess 10
Lazy ass mother ******, that's just disgusting.
hordriss 14
Things like this make you wonder what goes on in the minds of some people. FYL indeed. Anybody who voted YDI - why???
Xikira 7
I understand your pain same thing happened to me excepts they vomited to while they were in there. They are the reason so much stuff gets taken away from us.
Eire17 15
People these days :(
PrimeStarscream 30
Well that's a shitty job to have to do. Seriously though, some people are just nasty pigs who assume they can do disgusting things because they don't have to clean it up. I try to leave a space I used in public as nice or nicer than it was before I used it. Of course Megatron NEVER appreciates that...
Omniprism 15
That happened at a job I once had too. Also people think they can change their pads and leave it for someone else to clean up. People are gross.
Jezzikah 11
Or they try on bathing suits or underwear on that time... Leaving a nasty mess..
Jezzikah 11
People are so gross! I've actually cleaned up pee from the change rooms at my job several times lol