Today, I had to bribe my cousin with Monster Energy Drinks and Halo 5 so he wouldn't tell my mom I snuck out to meet a boy. I'm 24. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, my cousin invited me to an event that'll be happening on Saturday night. The first thing I did after she texted me was ask my mom if I could go. I'm 20. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
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fatman1970 25
Your 24? Surely you have the right to meet whatever boys you want.
imnotc00l 10
If your parents aren't allowing you to live your life it might be time to try and move out.
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Comments (112)
team_hale 11
You're 24. What the **** are you still doing at home leeching off of your parents anyway?
Fml_foreva 9
But Halo 5 doesn't come out yet
TaylorMinecraft 12
You are 24 and your mom still treats you like a child? That is absolutely ridiculous. Stand up to her, I don't care if you are still living with her, you are an adult. If this is the kind of stuff you have to deal with then I suggest you move out. Your mom must have some serious issues if you are 24 and you can't even hang out with a boy. I was able to do that when I was 14 and when I got my car then I was pretty much able to do what I wanted. Go get your freedom, start earning money so you can save up and move out of your mothers house. It may take some time but it is absolutely possible to do so.
kalbrek009 20
Does your cousin live with you & why would you have to bribe them for that if you're 24? Are you Amish or something similar?
Ellie Rogers 9
Well that really blows. But you know what blows harder? The fact that everyone assumes that if you are living with your parents past the age of 18, you're a leech. You are still young and the economy sucks ass. My fiance and I still live with her parents and we are around that age. Are we leeches? Absolutely not. We do all the housework, help with rent, and buy our own groceries/all other necessities.
BRaveShields 3
I totally get it OP, I'm also 24 and my mom still treats me like that too. It sucks but I don't confront her out of respect since I still live under her roof you know?
DoDaJulio 13
Can I be your cousin ;D
halfawannabe 14
Right now I'm assuming she was supposed to be watching him