Today, I had to bribe my cousin with Monster Energy Drinks and Halo 5 so he wouldn't tell my mom I snuck out to meet a boy. I'm 24. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, my cousin invited me to an event that'll be happening on Saturday night. The first thing I did after she texted me was ask my mom if I could go. I'm 20. FML
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I went to buy beer underage for a party to impress a girl. I picked up the case of beer and went to the cashier, he ran it through without asking for ID. I left the store with a smirk on my face, I arrived at the party and showed the case to the girl. It was non-alcoholic. FML
Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said, "I won't tell if you don't tell, please don't tell your mother." FML
Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother invited me to her 18th birthday. She lied about her age. I have been screwing a minor for 2 years. FML
Today, my parents heard me leaving my room at 2 am, and freaked out because they thought I was sneaking out. I was too embarrassed to tell them that I was getting food instead of having a social life. FML
Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML
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Top comments
fatman1970 25
Your 24? Surely you have the right to meet whatever boys you want.
imnotc00l 10
If your parents aren't allowing you to live your life it might be time to try and move out.
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Comments (112)
Richard6036 13
If you find your own place and able do it on your own back you would need to bribe anybody for anything you're getting a little old to be living with mommy and daddy
itsy4boi 14
YDI for not just saying 'shut up I'm 24'
Goblin182 27
You are 24 and have to "sneak out" behind you Mom's back to see a guy. Sorry, OP, that's all on you. YDI
SamSwebb 24
24? Strap on a pair
rec_chem 22
If you keep acting like a teenager, your parents will continue to treat you like one.
mads_fml 7
Is OP a boy with a conservative mom? Or is OP a girl with a batshit insane mom?
tigger3370 21
If you're 24 and still living at home, then you deserve it.
WreckeRalph36 18
Could be understandable of you were in So Cal lol
ShreddedGold 7
At least you're buying him a good game
MalekiMaker99 22
Is halo 5 even out?
TheGingerKang 3
Next Tuesday it is.
bad_boyfriend 10
If you're 24 it's your own fault. People can only control you at that age if you let them.