Today, my relatives told me that when I stay at their house for the holidays, I'm no longer allowed to be out past 10 because somebody drugged my drink once. I'm a 25 year old man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I went out for drinks for the first since I stopped breastfeeding. I underestimated how low my tolerance had become and how strong the drinks were. My husband was stopped by two bouncers while trying to carry me to the car. They thought he'd drugged me. FML
Today, at work I was told I'd be working over Christmas because I don't drink. Apparently if you're tee-total, you're not entitled to spend time with your family and are incapable of having fun. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and took away my phone, iPod and door. That's right, my door. They think that because I was stumbling and couldn't walk straight last night, I must have been out drinking. They know I suffer from chronic vertigo, but don't believe I was having an attack. FML
Today, while talking to my parents, I dropped an ordinary drinking glass. After I apologized and cleaned the mess, they told me that they had decided that if I couldn't be careful at home, I certainly couldn't be careful on the roads. They took away my keys. I'm 19. FML
Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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saraaa2552 15
At least they are looking out for you
Vitani_Verci 24
At least they care! Maybe just tell them how you feel, being 25 and all. They're probably just worried. Being drugged is nothing to take lightly. Hopefully they'll come around though. :)
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Comments (28)
cheshireau 26
Is there another relative you can stay with?
saraaa2552 15
At least they are looking out for you
DoomedGemini 38
By basically punishing him for being the victim of drugging...
Kurby14 21
at 25, I doubt they can tell you what to do. hope it works out OP. I gotta admit I'm curious about how and why you were once drugged
calypso1212 14
Their house means their rules no matter what your age. Just don't stay there even if it means getting a hotel room if you don't want to be in that early. I was in a similar situation in college. I stayed with a different family member for Christmas break the next year.
militarybrat 21
27. Op is visiting not living. I hope they dont ask the same of ALL visitors.
militarybrat 21
I was drugged by whoever saw a group of drinks and drugged two by random. It was so quick no one saw. A burly guy was the other one so he just had some ill effects. I was so messed up we almost called 911 (both my husband and i couldnt drive).
siham_andalous 12
Plottwist. They drugged you drink
pperalta 7
Safety first..
Vitani_Verci 24
At least they care! Maybe just tell them how you feel, being 25 and all. They're probably just worried. Being drugged is nothing to take lightly. Hopefully they'll come around though. :)
LadyLiani 28
What do they plan on doing if you stay out?
Sangue0608 26
Probably not let him stay
lexiieeex3 32
So can they really tell you what to do then?
Elena95 16
Getting drugged isn't really something that you grow out of. Even though keeping you from going out may be a little drastic, better safe than sorry!
ColonelCusswords 24
I wanna hear this drugged drink story more than your curfew