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Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML
Today, it was the only time in my life that I have ever received an A+ for something. Thank you, eBay buyer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
Today, I sold an item on eBay and received $8.36 after fees. It cost me $1.39 for a satchel and $9.70 postage. It cost me $2.73 to give someone my item. FML
Today, I received my first negative feedback on my otherwise flawless eBay record. The woman who bought the item said it wasn't as delicious as she was expecting, so there must be something wrong with it. What was I selling? A new and unopened lipstick. FML
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
Today, I discovered that when my professor had said "For every A there will be an F," he was deadly serious. I earned a 94% mark, which in this class is known as a D. FML
Today, I got an A+ on a writing assignment. My teacher asked me three times if I really did write this article myself, and didn't memorise an article from the Internet. FML
Today, while at a grocery store, I told my mom I had some good news. She exclaimed, "You finally got a boyfriend?!" No mom, just an A on my math test. FML
Today, I sent a thank you note after a job interview, emphasizing my accuracy at editing written reports; I misspelled the company's name. FML
Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML
Today, my mom ordered my birthday presents on eBay. Too bad she used my account, so when I went to look for ideas, everything she bought me popped up. It's so much stuff I don't want, need, or will ever use, and it's on my credit card. FML
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perdix 31
Hah! You did something to earn yours. The only A+ I've ever gotten was my blood type. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
kmt926 0
Well... An A is an A either way, right?
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Comments (135)
jagsville 8
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Well, at least he thinks you made a smart offer. Hopefully he didn't end up underpaying you.
christiebaby578 9
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I don't understand how people can get bad grades. Except if you're on vacation or deathly sick, there really isn't any excuse to pay half attention most of the time and just turn in work when it's due. It's so easy to talk to teachers after class and talk about bad grades and how you can make up for them. Some teachers will bump your grade up just for taking the time to talk to them about it!!
lavitaebella_fml 0
^ How old are you and what school do you go to? I'm pretty sure teachers aren't allowed to bump up your grade just for speaking to them about it. But, you're right, if someone knows they're failing a class, they should talk to their teachers about it.
pookberry 4
Uh :/... Even if you talk to a teacher to bump up a grade you still originally got a bad grade
pookberry 4
Soooo... Number 15, you get an F for your unfortunate comment.
jagsville 8
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27) *your (hah, you fixed it in time). This post is now invalid. Lol.
pookberry 4
Nice try but I had already edited my comment lol
christiebaby578 9
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I think my comment got eaten, so I'll write it again, sorry if this gets double posted... @21- I meant if you did poorly on an assignment and you talk to the teacher if it's possible to re-do it and figure out what went wrong. I wasn't really clear on that, sorry. But I know that if I ever fail an assignment and I get permission to re-do it, I usually get at least half-credit back on it.
jagsville 8
29) Lol. Yeah. Well, I did not do to bad in school myself but I could be known for misspelling myself. So don't worry about corrections. I just do it for a few giggles. I'm no grammar nazi in any way
calivianya 29
15 - Man, you must go to the easiest school in the world. I think you should try to go to med school and see if you can win your teachers over with that attitude.
kandi_kid69 15
31- Not all teachers let their students redo a project/assignment/quiz even if you do try to talk to them about it. And some people get bad grades because they have trouble paying attention and/or don't fully grasp what's being taught even it was explained thoroughly. Your argument is invalid.
twisted_cherub 14
15- Seriously? You're going to come on here and tell people there's no reason to get bad grades? Get ready to be verbally beaten. I'll even take a turn... Not everyone licks as much teacher ass as you evidently do and most teachers don't give a crap. The way our education system is set up, lack of funding for schools, and lack of parental involvement are the top reasons for failing grades.
KiddNYC1O 22
15- You kind of contradicted yourself...
boundbytheanimus 9
Sorry, 15, but I agree with a lot of the other comments. I bust my ass to make the great grades that I do, and I'm not humble about it for that very same reason. I never ask my teachers for a second chance. When I get a bad grade, it's simply because I didn't work hard enough.
Cad6 24
I think 15 gets it. We don't need 6 different people replying to the same damn comment saying the same damn thing.
aw3som3sauc3 10
Cad6, sometimes you make funny comments, and sometimes you state the truth, either way, you do it with style
murdersquirrel 15
I kind of sort of half agree with 15... I've gone to instructors and explained my situation (medical condition) and almost all of them worked with me, but my situation isn't the norm. There are acceptable reasons to go to teachers about making up work, but most of the time that really isn't the case. If you shirk your responsibilities, that's your problem.
Cad6 24
68- Or sometimes I get mad and post a fail comment. In my opinion, I don't really understand why I got thumbed down. All the people who responded to 15's comment essentially said the same thing, which was contradicting her. Why? Her comment was thumbed down, so obviously anyone contradicting her would get thumbed up. People post comments to boost their failed egotistical minds and enjoy a blissful happiness on the increasing number of +1's they get. Thumb me down ye trolls. I'm taking it with open arms.
jagsville 8
I should have post "first". Probably that would have gotten better results. Instead we are talking about something completely unrelated lol
aimeesea75 16
32) ahem.. did not do *too bad :3
DocBastard 40
aimeesea75 - too badly* Ahem, indeed.
boundbytheanimus 9
73- Or people just wanted to put their 2 cents in whether it was worth it or not.
molliepop19 5
89. It's sense, not cents. It isn't money your talking about, correct?
jagsville 8
It's a figure of speech. She said it right.
KiddNYC1O 22
101- GTFO.
boundbytheanimus 9
Look, 101, if you're going to pretend to be a "grammar nazi", at least do it with some damn accuracy.
GirlYouNasty 11
98- Word.
tekcor 2
101 - Intellect is obviously not your thing. Maybe you can get on a reality show.
BigRedDilDoTIME 1
#1 Your Welcome Ebay Seller
user324234324 1
You could try harder in school?
Hidur 10
Who needs school when you're passing Ebay 101 that well?
DeathBunny218 37
Just because you try hard in something doesn't mean you'll get an A+. There are those who do nothing and receive the highest grades, and those who try their hardest and fail to break past a C. And since this obviously bothers OP I assume that the lack of an A+ is not due to her slacking off in school.
lukep135 6
Trying harder in school? That would just make too much sense
BlackCube2 2
nooooooo
gill4liife 0
If you smoke weed, you're grades can get as high as you do.
SadinSherman 16
Or you could take easier classes
min3mat 6
That is a really terrible stance to have.
ripresno 10
Totally agree with 48 because I used to be the kid who doesn't try at all and received great grades then I thought I could do better and ended up failing three classes when I started to try
Hydromaniac 1
If it worked like that my school's average would be much higher.
schrodingersdog 4
Getting one A+ isn't that hard. Sure, some kids are smarter than others, but MOST of it is working harder and working smarter. Cognitive psychologists have done studies on this.
flugiboogee 9
Could be worse, doesn't sound like you're failing at everything?
amandajlucas2015 2
Actually that is Wut it sounds like
Pentium_4 27
no 34....i used to sell things on ebay and there are so many assholes that'll do anything to get their money back and keep the "broken when it got there" item, so finding someone who cooperates is nice...
QueenQuay77 10
It was me, I gave OP the A+
bargarlm 2
Maybe you should work harder then in school, OP...... The A+'s there are a little more fulfilling.
l0v3p4in 7
A++ for Anonymous in Australia
kmt926 0
Well... An A is an A either way, right?
coffee_man900 16
Yes but an A+ is better. :)
kmt926 0
True, very true, and OP can thank EBay for awarding them with such a high grade on their purchase.
person961 9
Good job!
XxblueglazexX 0
Lol !!!!!
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Lucky, the last 2 items I sold on eBay never got paid.
alvarny 17
UnIt's a satisfied customer you have there. Keep it up and you might be able to get something going!
perdix 31
Hah! You did something to earn yours. The only A+ I've ever gotten was my blood type. Thanks, Mom and Dad.
Halti 4
legend
calivianya 29
I've had lots of A+ grades - my blood type is only one of them.
ninjadinos 14
46- congratulations.
Jakesterk96 8
*signals applause*
LMA0 5
Slow clap time.
ladyLALAA 29
I'm an A+ buyer on eBay, not seller however. There was some upset when I listed to sell a bag and decided I wanted to keep it.
trumpet27 1
Sucks
MrFuzzles 5
Yall gotsa edumcashion? Me twooo!
twisted_cherub 14
*y'all