Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
buttercup92
San Antonio, United States
The passenger
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
AussieGirl
Australia
Freaked
Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML
pinkXpress1023
United Kingdom
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
spiderlady
United States
Tasty
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Anonim23
Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
emmey
United States
Freakout
Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML
Anonameow
Today, I woke up to an unexpected surprise for my birthday. It wasn't cake, nor ice cream. It was hundreds of baby spiders crawling all over me. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
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passief 0
Ill get the razor.
YacL 15
Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".
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Comments (225)
ClingyOtter 4
I'd go to the doctor for that...
johnson94 5
you're going to be a proud father! *tears up*
TheWindowLicker 13
I wouldn't, I think the barber is a better choice.
ClingyOtter 4
If I was a barber, I wouldn't want to go near a spider infested afro.
TheWindowLicker 13
Which is why you don't tell the barber! :D
YacL 15
Yeah, if he asks what those things crawling in his hair are, just say "it's nothing, just my babies".
pwincessa23 1
I love how 45 makes op sound so calm. I laughed so much at that.
GloriousWhorious 6
Y'know...mama spiders lay eggs. ;P
savs11 13
congrats on the fatherhood!! :D
sterlingarcher 1
haha 24..
EverybodyHatesCh 0
(ghost busters theme song) who you gonna call?!?!
fmlwmty 0
that's what you get for having a fro... those were so 80's
cowboyup1 0
that will teach u not to have an Afro
RainbowHeadache 2
Haha I imagine the scene from Charlotte's Web when all the baby spiders fly away saying their goodbyes. So cute. You'll tear up when they leave you, OP. You're babies will grow up fast.
moshimoshi1993 8
I'd go to an exterminator...
ienjoithinqs 0
FYL! But was there a reason to walk through a spider web in the first place??
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
82 ur a freaking redneck, I shoot bigger guns so sit down boy
prince122 0
maybe you'll have spider man powers but shoot a web out your fro.
HannahMarshall 6
it's probably his natural hair dumbass..
Exeedingmango 0
Just.. shake the fro?
fl0ffy 0
123 that was one of the most funniest things I ever read!!!!! I literally lol
cowboyup1 0
hey 113 it's really easy to say that from behind a computer screen.
valri3 0
I read some the comments on here, and some are just ignorant...What is he supposed to do if thats his natural hair?
ieatcats 0
just because not all of us care to live to everyones standards dosnt mean you have to be a dick
lakeybalboa 0
155 cut it you idiot
Suchagoonnn 4
afros originated in america during the blues/jazz era. i think.
Suchagoonnn 4
or maybe im right.
uncbballwins 0
113- Why u gotta b a doosh huh?
kkutting 2
as a hairdresser (same for barbers) we aren't supposed to touch a clients head (hair) if they have any form of bug(s) in their hair. the only option is to shave his/her own hair. or cutting it ULTRA short!
whitesox365 0
i think this is the only negative aspect of an afro...
soapbar 0
at least u have an Afro!!!! that's so doooope!!
pertained 12
Sorry about the fro, bro.
firstrecon 0
spiders are one of the two things in am scared of, if I were you man, I'd freak out.
firstrecon 0
^ see proof spiders are evil and out to get you.
6969awesome 0
******* WASH IT. I think I'm the first one to suggest this
Randuhh_17 4
113-you need to hush..talkin' out of your ass, just makes you sound idiotic. As to OP, shave it. Don't risk gettin' bit by one (or all) of those bitches...
Soloman212 28
What he needs is a professional monkey to groom his hair for bugs. I'm up for the job!
mmmMcGangbang 0
doctors can't stop him from being a dirty black guy...
passief 0
Ill get the razor.
iReadFmlsFml 0
But the beautiful Afro :'(.......
instnt1nfction 17
Afro ninja never shaves his afro
vyben 3
or just take a shower...
boatsundhoes 0
if he takes a shower, the babies will glide down his body into the nooks and crannies. 1 mysterious spider baby will make a home in his belly button. therefore, shaving it is a better decision.
docscientist 10
You can't lean forward in a shower?
eatmyshortssss1 8
I must congratulate your excellent wording, sir.
Hotlanta 5
sounds like you need to call orkin my friend
nucky_fml 5
look at it this way, free snacks and doesn't have to reach too far for one either
iBanana 17
Spiders are disgusting, babies are even more disgusting. I would have probably have a panic attack.
Mitcha857 0
well on the way there you'd get a nice tingling massage
rebecca_marie_21 0
Time for a hair cut :-/
rbubbles 20
or a wash?
ubetrwatchBN 5
Probably time for a haircut...
bjohnst12 0
I think you just copied #5 jusst sayin
womanjesus 0
dude they posted them at the exact same time .. awks
mintcar 10
How is 6 copying 5? It's called /common/ sense?
bjohnst12 0
92 that made no sense at all
Ddylan88 0
bro, look at the time of both of them, dumbass.
mintcar 10
101, reading comprehension isn't your thing, is it? It's common sense to suggest a hair cut after something like this has happened to the OP. Because they posted the same thing does not mean he or she copied the above statement. Also both comments were posted at the exact same time. . "lololol omg u copy some1 else. lolol. " You're an idiot.
valri3 0
But my shoe size is a one....
xXSillyLoveXx 0
157- I hope that was just a scanty attempt at humor.
JustinThunder 8
I would have ran screaming. Then take three showers.
FMLISTHEBESTAPPE 0
Haha same but instead I would shower a ton then shave the afro....
iLazy 0
Takes too longtime get an Afro. It's probably his precious.
instnt1nfction 17
my precious
MakeAScene 4
Lmfao at #86.
Kaltol1994 3
Just sink yo' head in water for a few mins to drown them, then straighten your hair, comb out the spiders then have it re-afroed
Beebow_fml 5
I can picture him doing this and having hundreds of spiders crawling up his face to safety instead.
valri3 0
I would heat up some water, because heat + water always kills bugs/spiders.
Zoxl 0
You do you still have a afro?
seekndestroy 3
whats wrong with afros?
ItWasAllWorthIt 0
Nothing unless infested with spiders.
danz123 7
Haha, I've always wondered how annoying it'd be to walk through a spider's web with an afro. It's the ultimate tangle.
IceCweaaam 0
spray it! :p