pinkXpress1023
United Kingdom
Today, I had the opportunity to taste a live spider by walking into its web in the dark. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
buttercup92
San Antonio, United States
The passenger
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
spiderlady
United States
Tasty
Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
somuchforthat
Australia
Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Warman, Canada
Juicy breakfast
Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML
yuckspider
United States
Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML
jillydark6609
United States
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
homedoggieo
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nutritional goodness
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and was about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuttled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
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kezziemonster 2
No not Charlotte!
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Bacon. Bacon is going to happen.
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IGaveRickUp 15
Ah, my childhood dream.
NobodyImportant0 10
Idk who I should feel sorry for. The poor spider minding its own business or the OP, who got to taste it. Hope you spit it out before you got bit though.
KendraLaine 18
I'd be scarred for life if that happened to me...fyl OP
Danielle7994 18
Well, look on the brightside...at least you weren't in Australia!
kozzard 17
the spider would have eaten OP if they were in Australia.
Futacy 30
Yeah, in the UK spiders are tiny.
FrankHotpants 31
If ever you questioned your karate skills try walking into a big spider web, instant kung fu skills.
worldclassrager 41
Well the human eats an average of four spiders in their sleep...
Shrike 24
Funny how those spider-eating statistics were all made up exactly as part of an example that a lot of people believe anything that they read or hear. See http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.asp and so many other sources.
clumsycarolyn 17
Wow that sucks op. but, at least it's protein?? But take a flashlight with you next time! A lesson well learned
Infinity1337 11
Did you turn into spiderman?
sdsujacksfan 10
So you bit it? It didn't bite you? Dang it! Guess you won't be turning into Spider-Man...
Altrnate_Reality 14
Don't we eat like 7 spiders in our sleep in a year? Op, you're just getting a higher intake than the rest of us :)