Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
Happier_fml 1
I make fanfictions in my sleep sometimes :D
shiguma 4
That's a bad thing?
fallenangel72 7
Haha I'm a 17 year old girl. Charmander is my favorite :3
josh_yokin 2
now why cant i find girls like you :/
lolipop1234_fml 7
How is this a FML Pokemon dreams are amazing!
chelseahere143 12
Marry me...
Calvinwillis1324 1
That's okay man. Once I had a dream that me and all the chicks I liked were lion king charictors.
Akay4 14
I fail to see what is bad about this...
warriorkalia 3
I honestly don't understand your complaint. You feel that dreaming of a semi-unattainable ideal that causes you to wake up feeling motivated to continue playing a game that you find enjoyable... is inferior to you dreaming of a semi-unattainable ideal, causing you to wake up feeling, uh... pained and depressed? Solution: play Moe-mon.
hawkknight 24
Doesn't sound like a bad dream to me. Lol.
Boometh 15
*I agree, your life is awesome