Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
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Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML
Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML
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Welshite 40
Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.
malfanese 6
Scumbag Steve...
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Comments (150)
CrissyyyS2 22
Umm... I thought there's a reason why there's something called a "****" slap... Not condom slap. But hey! Whatever floats your boat.
anon0311 6
Fap fap. Fap!
jmcr 27
What the ****?
maddygirl820 10
Okay he's a douche OP
ethereal1 6
Haha, I love how OP says "the best sex of our relationship", not the "best sex of her life", leads me to believe that her bf isn't much good :)
efrainelboricua 12
Oppa condom style
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao. Kudos, man.
efrainelboricua 12
Oppa condom style
alyssahowell97 4
Bahahaha thats awesome.
KayAnn19 10
sadly, my fiance does that to me also. so gross! sorry op!
WhoSaidThatIsh 13
Did anyone else jump back and make a face when they read the last sentence?
iLuvsIt 10
I leant back for a second in disgust, then laughed until my sides hurt. I'd kill my fella if he did it, but it is damn funny to hear about!!