Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter on an essay, I submitted it one minute before the deadline and felt like a genius. Later, I reopened the file and discovered I'd uploaded the rough draft instead of the final version. The last line ended with “fix this later,” which was not my finest academic work. FML
Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, my teacher told me that she couldn't find my hand-written essay on the Renaissance, and that I have to re-do it all by tomorrow. I later saw my essay on her desk, covered in a massive coffee stain that made virtually everything unreadable. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
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Flamersplamer 0
Fake, 3 page essay vs a brainstorming paper by the non plural one page, there is no way you would be able to not notice you have three pages instead of one.
BakerMan_fml 0
Word-processors FOR THE WIN BABY!
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BakerMan_fml 0
Word-processors FOR THE WIN BABY!
BeeSkwaird 0
What's a "win baby"? I want one! (Seems someone is too dependent on grammar check.)
violentturtle 0
LOL
nazooer 11
What's a grammar nazi? Oh wait you are!!!
bovice 0
breeskwaird youre a ******* douchebag
BakerMan_fml 0
FYL for trying to use win as an adjective.
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
why? why do you do this?
Shyman4ever 0
Fail, that's why you have to type it out on the computer
eigelste 0
Chuck Norris would have eaten the pieces and shit out a better one
itssnotfunny 24
98, not all tests are allowed to be typed. The finals essays at my school have to be handled written.
psyco5000 0
LOL noon
lostguy 0
you should really notice what you rip up next time lol ^_^
numbers878 8
connect the puzzle!
drethewetback 0
You don't say..
jessicadawg 0
Didn't you save it on ur computer? I'm sorry, by YDI for not double checking!
Lecstacy 0
YDI for ripping it up. Yes FYL now go make me a sandwich
greenbiscuits 0
who said he typed it?
Mnemic 6
How the hell can you not type a 3 page essay? :-P Oh well, maybe the OP will do it in the future. In that case he only has to use the 'Print' button again. ;) Anyway, the OP deserves a YDI. Another one who doesn't look what he's actually doing...
gtrguy99 0
YDI for hand writing your paper, then ripping up paper from your desk, which was stupid whether you checked or not.
fantasyflamz 0
At first I was so confused from this FML because I haven't written out a final draft of my paper in about 12 years. At first I was like wtf, she can just print out a new one no biggie. Then, I thought about it more and realized the person had hand-written their final draft. YDI for not typing it on the computer dude, digital copies are so much better.
xCrackerx 3
Just write it again.
PsYcHoSOADLaDy 0
Should Have Been Paying Attention....
AbbyAbyss 5
Should Stop Capitalizing Every First Letter Of A Word.... No, seriously. Stop. (I sound like a bitch.)
youEQUALtosser 0
And...? You have it all written down. Won't kill you to rewrite three pages.
englishmuffin 0
Did you hand write the whole thing or something? You make it sound as if you can't just hit "Print" again.
tashi_fml 0
IDIOT
cwdeus 0
Why? Is handwriting your work very uncommon?
Mr_Sharkings 5
>_> It is when it's an essay. Most teachers nowadays DEMAND your essays to be done on the computer.
mandark 9
I had a teacher last year who wouldn't accept any writing assignments written by hand, they all had to be typed. Size 12, Arial, double-spaced. Needless to say, I failed.
your_face 15
Yeah, I stopped being allowed to handwrite things in middle school...