Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I went all the way for the first time with my girlfriend. After I had finished, she asked me, "What just happened? Was that sex?" I wasn't sure either. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
Today, I had sex with my wife. After we finished and were cuddling, she said, "This is the part I like." FML
Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents' bedroom by mistake. FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
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Top comments
jackaaa 0
Hahaha. Clearly you are not a stud.
shadydogman 0
S-ex T-urned U-pside D-own
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Comments (157)
Sp3xx 0
HAAAA u fukin waste man. cnt even go 1 round. send me her # nd ill show her a gud time.
PlutoSA 0
At the end of that comment, was the sound of a cracked whip and a girly-man-shriek. You are said girly-man.
travis1980___ 0
This girl must not know how penises work. Insulting your man when he's about to put his inside you probably isn't going to make the sex any better.
sexycourtcourt 0
there's really hot guys that are studs.... then there's not so hot guys.... what category do u fall under?
abbiperson 0
stupid stud
brunettechick09 0
For calling yourself a "stud" I gave you a YDI. If you have to call yourself a stud, your probably definitely not a stud. Who are you trying to convince?
jaysolonyc 0
ouch.
John4than 0
OH! Damn, that's a super burn. I felt that
supertacowaffle 41
owned
DaPolack1984 0
happened to me. but then again it takes a lot to get her off. don't worry just laugh it off and finish the job. then right when she's done you ask to go for round two. and this time she's on top. Hahhahahahaa