lyfisdyno
Malvern, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kiwi
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Backhanded
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
briiiiiiii123
Buffalo, United States 🌶️ Spicy
You tried
Today, my boyfriend and I had 'car sex'. It sucked and resulted in him masturbating into a McDonald's bag. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
notsohappy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
forewhatnow
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Downhill from here
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
stillkindahorny
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
pchis4ever
United States
What are the odds?
Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
confusedcatlover
London, United Kingdom
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Top comments
Wizardo 34
Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...
bellydancer82 15
I feel like too much of this story is missing....
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Comments (184)
jadevv 12
So?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Is your FML the fact that the person was in a KFC uniform? Or because you had sex with him/her of your own volition? Either way, YDI because no one forced you to do it. You did it yourself, so you have no one else to blame.
jwa2000 3
Original? Or extra kinky?
fallatah 4
Try Taco Bell next time
vandeele 8
What the ****?
aliciagentry 8
Well, that's your own dang fault.
Astor_fml 7
What's next, EL POLLO LOCO??
chronickX 11
Thats yo fault for screwing a low life
FMLkoala 28
Just because he works for KFC doesn't mean he's a low life
Smoxxii 17
Alright. You didn't order the chicken just cause you were lonely, did you? ;)
brittyboo123 35
You did it OP! Don't look for sympathy from us FMLers!