Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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JessTrek 0
I live in Alberta too. Guys here are jerks. I'm going to assume by the childnish nature of the dare that you're all still young so don't worry about it.
plexico 4
The cheapest and most effective way to become pretty is to supply guys with lots of alcohol! You'll get action while the beer googles are in place. Have as much sex as you can while they are impaired and be prepared to hear some filthy insults when they sober up.
speak_a_da_truth 0
He also forgot to say that you should be prepared for the "Walk of Shame"! Meaning when your makeup wears off onto his pillow and he rolls over to find you in the morning he will be trying to sneak you out before anyone can see you leaving. If you do get caught while leaving things will be yelled at you like "Shame what would your parents think?" "Go to church" etc. Then you will proceed to run with your hair everywhere, high heels, and the outfit that reeks of cigarettes and booze from the night before. But the joke will be on him b/c you left something behind...Gonorrhea!!!
plexico 4
She could also help guys win IFAP awards! On a given weekend, the guy who sleeps with the ugliest girl wins the coveted "I ****** A Pig" award. Man, I knew a guy, a good-looking guy, that would get so drunk, he'd win this award often. It wasn't me, I swear, but I would not be surprised if some of the women I slept with took home the female equivalent award! So, seeing that you are fugly, I'm trying to give you some angles on getting sex seeing that the normal path of attraction seems to be out.
speak_a_da_truth 0
Big ones need loving too! It's happened to me before wake up and she is way bigger than the night before. To your post below, yeah getting good at oral sex will be a must for OP in life. Start practicing and learn Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis! Or find someone comparable and not out of your league and you will be much happier. I'm not being mean just saying. I don't go out and find the hottest girls b/c lets face it I'm not banging a supermodel anytime. If you don't set expectations too high, not saying they shouldn't be up there but, not too high and you will find satisfaction faster. Otherwise dicks like me and plexico will continue to say rude obnoxious things like this to get a reaction from your FML post
kazul 0
was the person a girl who told you that? maybe she was just being a bitch cause she liked the guy
AlexZB 0
how old are you? if youre 12 there is no problem, 19 there is
Swoken 0
awww
natabeast 6
I think you should smile sweetly at him and knee him in the groin.
softballplaya822 0
aww that's awful!
leeny_fml 2
I'm sure you're not ugly. Those people who dared him to do that were total jerks.
jessxoxo28 5
aw, im sorry i agree with #43
ohheykiwi 2
A first kiss is a pretty big deal for girls, so why would you waste it on some guy at a party?