Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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Comments (205)
flor1dagator7 0
Well to me it sounds like you didn't even really know the guy. Are you that desperate that your first kiss has to be somebody you don't even know? If that is the case then YDI
whateverbro 0
if you cared that much about your first kiss then you shouldnt have allowed it to happen at a party in front of everybody. you should have talked to him a bit, maade sure you were comfortable around him, and seen if there was anything strange about how he was acting. then you would have been able to preserve your "lip virginity" (that is, if you really do care this much about it). seriously though, its not like you screwed him. so its not that big of a deal.
skullbuster 0
Thank you Dr. Whateverbro, that counseling certificate is paying off in spades!
cr3stf4ll3n 0
Punch his face, now say "Yea, I was dared to kiss the ugliest guy at this party." Then make fun of his black eyes and bruises. (If you can't punch that hard, buy some brass knuckles).
useyurass 0
HAHAHA . LOSER
jmoose311 3
Next time stop being such a desperate ***** and wait until you're sure you're ready, and that he's the one you really want to kiss. YDI.
heartless_fml 6
that's a little harsh. how would you like it if someone called YOU a desperate ***** just for wanting as simple a thing as a first kiss?
whateverbro 0
a kiss is not skanky. you must be a major prude if you think that.
cemeterygates 0
This happened to me twenty years ago and I will never really be "over" it. I'm a generally happy successful woman now who's realized transformation from ugly duckling to swan is an internal process first, but those formative experiences stick with you.
tayafrombk 0
that stinks that really sucks dont worry about it though
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
ouch
fegd 0
Maybe it's time to get in shape and like yourself more. No kind of unattractiveness is completely unsaveable. Take it from me, I was an ugly duckling all through my teenage years and later became a model.
pete_skeet 0
at lane byrant?
theRovingMage 0
Aww, sweetie! That's mean. I hope that you're a teen - stuff like that burns a lot at the time, but it will mellow with age. I've heard boys are less like jerks as they age, sort of like wine. And remember, it sounds cliche, but personality=beauty. Be yourself, and you'll find someone who thinks you are beautiful.