Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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Comments (205)
abandonship 3
awww, **** him, im sure you're beautiful
Xerosnake90 0
Ouch, sorry
Jpinkkiss 0
just because your the ugliest girl at a party doesnt really mean your ugly im sure your still pretty just not the prettiest girl there cuz if you were really ugly the guy wouldnt kiss you lol :)
dramakat11 0
Do what you can with what you've got and don't let anyone get you down. There's a place and a person for you: just think positive. Or start saving up for plastic surgery if you so desire...
xxXChiiXxx 2
Knee him in the crotch. XD
xxXChiiXxx 2
I'm sure you're one of those girls who gets more beautiful as they get older. I mean, look at Constance Marie for example. She's, what, in her late 40s and is still so pretty.
kozak_fml 0
Pop it
audioandmurder 0
My first kiss sucked too. Only the lucky motherfuckers get the good firsts. :/
hippywitch510 0
That's so upsetting! I'm sry but that just means hes an immature asshole!
Vib392 0
Welp_Now Yoohll Remembr Yoor FirSt Kiss As... Nevermind Maybe Yooh Should Try to 4get it=/