Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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Comments (205)
djrocksolid01 0
That sucks =(
cljc 1
oucch :(
IhateMyDmnLife 0
dont worry... everything is gonna be okay.. :)
plexico 4
Now that we know you are the ugliest girl in the room, we've come up with a plan of action for you: Learn to give awesome ********. Go find the videos and mimic the techniques. Learn to control your gag reflex so your can take guys deep whose pretty girlfriends just mess around at the head. You do this well and you will never be lacking the male comapnionship you so desperately crave.
Young_Sparta 0
you must be freakin hitch huh? haha that comment was so win.
Jazzywrites007 2
Heeey Plexico... =) Just Wanna Say, I'm Pretty attractive and any Cocks I've played with involve COMPLETE deepthroat. Just in case I get flamed for that statement because I'm neo-feminist, I'd like to say Feminism is about my rights to do what I want equally within the range of reason. It doesn't mean I hate men. I Just don't want to be controlled by them.
plexico 4
Hey, Jazzy, The pretty girl that deepthroats trumps the ugly girl that does, but the ugly girl who does might stand a chance against the pretty girls that don't. As an ugly guy, I've learned skills that helped me attract girls that would otherwise not give me the time of day. I learned to dance (very self-conscious and embarrassed at first, but I became pretty good and now I like it), I developed my sense of humor and can make girls laugh, and I learned to ask them for things without tremendous fear of rejection. I've done much better with women that someone with my looks deserves. If that ugly girl learns those oral skills, she'll at least have some influence on attracting guys to spend time with her. There might be other less pornographic skills she could learn, but that wouldn't be so funny on FML.com!
ridgie 0
Clearly the guy you kissed is an asshole. Don't worry about it! :)
timk_fml 2
What's the big deal? The first kiss is nothing. The second kiss means you made it...
ithedarkknight 0
aww man jeez that sucks babe dont worry all i got to say is... make a change make improvements... if your so called ugly idk then try changing it up a little i mean your not doing it to impress them but do it for yourself... im not trying to say to change who you are but appearance wise if your not happy with how you look either i would say to try something different...
grocky 0
Ha, I've been checking FML hourly all day and they just edited this one. How funny.
SvDxHaZe 0
YDI for wanting to kiss a random dude at a party
elsieenchanted 0
janderson, wow. that was just... and fyl, that sucks. sorry about that. :/ :(