Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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Comments (205)
FML_FYL_YDI 0
That's incredibly mean! And your first kiss, too. FYL, and I'm sorry =(
failsatlife23 0
fyl dude (:
Walt_1990 3
FYL, sorry.
laur20091 0
I'm sorry=[ people can be real jerks sometimes
g0ssipg1rl 0
You know, they say that guys make fun of girls when they like them :)
Mata_Hari 0
I'd say something, but it'd most likely be a somewhat-over-the-top-feminist-rant kind of thing, so instead, just watch the beginning of He's Just Not That Into You.
CloudyTear 0
#25 that is also what parent's tell their children when people are being cruel. If that were always the case there would be a whole bunch more love in the world but sadly there is not. OP you can't let something like this get you down too bad, because that's like admitting he won in that situation. There are always going to be cruel people in the world, and people like him really are the worst, toying with people's emotions. I'm sorry that your first kiss had to be with a prick like him :[
69chick69 7
I love that movie!!
kaka09 0
haha OP that sucks! FYL indeed
iowagirl1997 0
Aww you'll heal. It does kinda suck since it was your first and all..
caltain 0
Usually, only the most beautiful women available are invited to parties, so you were obviously in exceptional company! Guys can be jerks. I am frequently ashamed by my gender. Sorry you ran afoul of some of the bad ones. Definately NOT a YDI! No one deserves such crass behavior.
666HailSatan666 0
I agree with #29! Especially the arrogant "gangster" types who think they are cooler than everyone else.
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Nightfallz 0
so what? you have been kissed at least