Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, some of my buddies were playing truth or dare. As I got to the group, one guy was dared to ding dong ditch. He did so, and the owner of the house let his big ol' dog out to chase us. It only ran after me the whole time. FML
Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML
Today, I went to a party where I met some nice girls. One of them was really sweet and we were having a great time in my friend's backyard. As I was on the swing, I was gonna give her my number, but instead, I gave her a harsh kick to the face. FML
Today, I was playing twister with my girlfriend at the school carnival. I jokingly squeeze her butt, only to find her mom standing right above us. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said , "You're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'd be bad for my social reputation." FML
Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML
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rose1212 0
The exact same thing happened to my friend last night, except he used to date the girl and thats why it would be too cruel... ethan, if this is you, you kinda left out that part.
halsduksmonstret 0
Ouch...
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halsduksmonstret 0
Ouch...
ihavenoideawho 0
Ouch +1. happened to me once as well... i know how you feel
lmtlmt 7
Maybe they just dont like kissing? How old are they? Once when i played truth or dare i got dared to kiss a girl but i was too scared back then, lol.
goofygirl27 0
that's so right ouch...
South_Park_Shay 0
Those kinda things happen... and you kinda gotta say "screw them." 2nd?
TheDoge 0
yeah, but still bro, that would have been the opportunity for OP to show the girl his kissing skills that hes been practicing on poster-sized enlarged copies of pictures of her he took from the shrubs outside her bathroom window.
Plumppotato 3
thats too many details to be made up on the spot. is there anything youd like to share with the group?
The_Pleb 0
#4 WIN +1
_Noon_ 0
Ouch, that's pretty harsh. Sorry :(
hawrst 0
Wow... what a group of dicks.
Antivirus_fml 0
Okay, now when nobody is around, follow her until you both are alone, then kiss her & f*ck her, and and and............ wake up?
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
Win.
Sgt_Minty 0
double win
747drvr 0
Don't worry what goes around comes around!
aero_fml 0
That's why you use a condom PS are you really a 747 pilot
coolscale 6
haha. yeah. what goes around comes around. lol
perdix 31
And the girl you "liked" didn't correct the crowd and kiss you anyway? Well, now you know where you stand with her. For people like you, you can always look for a glory hole.
henro37 0
amen
rose1212 0
The exact same thing happened to my friend last night, except he used to date the girl and thats why it would be too cruel... ethan, if this is you, you kinda left out that part.
PkSk8ter 0
Damn! You should go beat them up