Today, I found out that unlike in movies, you really don't know you're shot until you see the gunshot wound. Then, once the adrenaline wears off, it's complete agony. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that kicking an armed mugger's ass is something that only happens in movies, and that brass knuckles are really fucking painful. FML
Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
Today, I learned what being stabbed in the leg by an ex feels like. FML
Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML
Today, I learned that you can actually sprain your groin for real. It hurts. FML
Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
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Tripartita 45
Man, tell me about it! The opposite applies to walking over cliffs. I stepped over the edge of a drop off just the other day and started falling without time to look down, gulp, and give a worried glance to the camera! Those Loony Toon/Warner Bros. bastards lied, dammit!
darshini_ii 24
Plot twist, OP is the bad guy.
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alternative-facts 6
More info is required! How the heck did you get shot??!! Did they arrest the shooter? I can imagine it's quite excruciating. I hope you're going to be OK and heal fast.
McMan 23
Rookie mistake. Shouldn't have looked at it or you still wouldn't know you'd been shot. ;P
darshini_ii 24
Plot twist, OP is the bad guy.
neuronerd 29
Plot twist, OP is Dick Cheney.
daveshira 3
Plot twist: OP is a quail
daveshira 3
Plot twist: OP is a quail
newbiemalestr8 27
plot twist, OP is Dick Cheney's hunting buddy
David Shira 3
Plot twist, OP is a quail
Tripartita 45
Man, tell me about it! The opposite applies to walking over cliffs. I stepped over the edge of a drop off just the other day and started falling without time to look down, gulp, and give a worried glance to the camera! Those Loony Toon/Warner Bros. bastards lied, dammit!
HUGBUG 23
This was so funny
Arashikage 18
You're not just going to hold us in suspense, we need a follow up here
Warmonger_Smurf 29
For some, others know right away.
yeongji 31
I don't have much of a pain tolerance, but I once cut the flesh between of my fingers with a paper cutter. Not sure if I was just plain tired or something, but the pain didn't kick in nor did I notice it bleeding until someone pointed out.
kimberley_24 7
Yep I've been shot too.. it hurts I can agree with that
joonsson 21
That sucks. Even more common are people falling down after they realise they've been shot because that's what happens in movies, which is very weird. Depending on where you are shot it's very likely there is no physical reason for you to fall, and people don't, until they look down and realise they've been shot in the stomach let's say and fall over basically because they think that's what's supposed to happen thanks to movies. The brain is strange.
sirrubberduckie 37
It's probably shock and not movies that makes you fall down when you realize you've been shot.
Fiona Tbr 7
anuel aa
UselessWeeaboo1 21
What the ****