Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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anarkistsdream 0
If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...
SnifflyMiscreant 0
Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha
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Comments (105)
flyingtoasters 0
Seriously? Guys, OP never said she was. Her uncle was trying to be funny and probably trying to remind her that sex can lead to babies... And responsible people dont drink while pregnant. Even if she was, thats not really first date conversation. Dont get me wrong, if the dating started to lead to something serious, she should talk to him but in my experience, FIRST dates are hardly anything to base relationships off of.
kbroom4 0
agree
genius_man16 1
I want to know if you are preggers or not, that would make commenting so much easier...
ihatestupidppl 0
Hey, whether she's pregnant or not, the uncle has a point. He should come over to my town with a car and bullhorn and yell that piece of advice to the hoodrats who think a bun in the oven shouldn't interfere with their habit of "sippin 40s" =
SAJ1111 0
LOL Im def going to use this on my daughter. Thats HILARIOUS. My dad would do that to me. I dont think shes pregnant, Her uncle was saying that to scare the date away and I betcha it worked ;)
Jsweeney 0
people are idiots on this site
stat 0
hello fellow site goer...
Jaywin 3
Look at the username - Prego my ego. It's quite possible she is pregnant and didn't tell the guy because it was their first date.
ihatestupidppl 0
It's still possible she isn't. "Preggo my eggo" is a quote from that godawful movie, Juno. *Waits to get flamed by the "Juno is the greatest movie ever created" community*
Jaywin 3
So she set her username to something about being pregnant and makes an FML where someone calls her pregnant and she's not pregnant? She had enough space left in her FML to say "I'm not pregnant" at the end of the FML for clarification but she didn't. I think the FML here is she liked this new guy and her uncle dropped the bomb on him too soon that she was keeping secret for the time being.
ihatestupidppl 0
Personally, I agree with you on what the FML actually was. I was just pointing out that if she isn't, she could just be quoting the movie for irony's sake. For some reason whenever there's a discussion involving teenage pregnancy at all, that damn movie comes up.
darkmis1 18
i dont think shes pregnant-her uncle was just warning her that if she got pregnant, she couldnt drink, otherwise, it wouldnt be a fml
kewlz323 0
well, if you want to pursue a relationship with this boy he might notice the baby bump down the road....
intotheblue 0
If the OP was pregnant, she deserves it for prowling for men while being pregnant by someone else (aka being slutty). If she wasn't, I'm not sure what the uncle meant. Was he trying to make the guy think she was pregnant, and thus not date her? Or was he saying -if- she got pregnant, she couldn't drink, thus making her think twice about having sex? I dunno... this is weird.
peanut_dog 0
agreed.
trulyinsane 0
intotheblue has it nailed. you just skipped the part about her uncle being a genius and her being too stupid to explain her uncle was kidding to her date.
kira822_fml 0
If you're pregnant, YDI. But most likely your not and your uncle is a weirdo. Sorry about that. Maybe he was remindin you you can't drink if your new bf gets you pregnant.