Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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anarkistsdream 0
If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...
SnifflyMiscreant 0
Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha
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Comments (105)
CDS09 0
there isnt enough information....if she wasnt pregnant she probably would have added "Im not pregnant. FML" at the end. Who knows. If she is pregnant she should be worrying about other things besides dating (at least for now). If she isnt pregnant, then FHL
dyld921 2
So, did his uncle want him to get you pregnant or are you just fat?
56578 0
I think this was a way for her uncle to scare the guy she was with. Its something I could see my mother doing if I were head over heels for a guy I brought home.
wrestling49 0
hahahah thts hillarious!!! I cant wait for when my sister brings home a bf. I'm gunna b sitting in my living room cleaning my shotgun and as soon as he comes in i'm gunna look up bring up the pump shotgun and say "hello, wat are your intentions with my sister?"
beclovespenguins 0
That's mean but funny. Although I don't you would need to say anything. I think he would get the picture.
Poeticnobody 0
If you are pregnant, you should mention that sometime soon anyway. If you aren't, I would be sooo mad...maybe your uncle is trying to keep you from an unwise relationship? Still, fyl. Dating while pregnant isn't slutty, depending on circumstance.
lexiBRo 0
I hate fmls where I am forced to fill in the blanks so just for that... YDI
cactus_fml 0
Uncle WIN. I'm pretty sure the OP isn't pregnant. It's her uncle's way of saying, "Don't have sex and get knocked up! Then you can't drink, teehee."
jdawg777 0
You obviously had sex since ur prego, but obviously not married since ur on a date. You fornicated this is wrong
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I must remember this for when my daughter starts dating :-)
Gawain_fml 0
LMAO, your uncle is awesome!