Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
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Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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anarkistsdream 0
If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...
SnifflyMiscreant 0
Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha
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ninjapox 0
That sucks if your uncle was just trying to be funny, but I am sure you could just explain that to your date, which I think is the case :) It is your choice to date someone else while you are pregnant, but I think that is a little skanky. Also, you should probably take your uncle's advice to heart :D
SnifflyMiscreant 0
Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha
adia369 0
i'm pretty sure the uncle was just trying to be funny, and she isn't actually pregnant. that's actually kind of awesome, although embarrassing :-)
Chahk 0
When I have a niece, I wanna be the uncle that does exactly that!
cljc 1
i think the uncle was saying if she got pregnant, she can't drink. like if she had sex with her date. or he was trying to scare the date or be funny.
kira1kira 0
how is it skanky to date when u have little people inside you?
hazelwolfeyes 0
wow...what a...lol...i wouldve yelled back, It doesnt concern you i told you already it wasnt yours...o.o...then again thats just me...XD um...how is it skanky if someone dates if their preggers? how does that work? can someone explain that to me?
Tubasaurus 0
If you actually are pregnant, the guy you are dating really needs to know. It's completely unfair if he doesn't.
Jllybn 0
Are you not actually pregenant and your uncle just likes to joke around or is he being serious? It'd be funnier if you weren't pregenant though.
dj_walls2424 0
lol that's funny if your not really pregnant