Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML
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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
Today, I was getting ready for my first date with a boy I really like when my dad insisted on meeting him. My dad is super protective and a cop. He cleaned his gun in front of my date and made it clear he had to be careful with me. My date started to cry when we got to the car. FML
Today, I went out to eat with my aunt and uncle, I barely looked at the male waiter because I'm a shy person. Then my uncle said, "YOU SHOULD TAKE OUT MY NIECE! She's never dated in her life." I'm 19 and my matchmaker is my uncle. FML
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Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
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Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I went on my very first date. We went out to eat dinner and everything went great! Afterwards, I went to drop him back off at his house. I backed out of his driveway and got stuck in a ditch. His dad had to come out and tow me out. So that's how I met my boyfriend's parents. FML
Today, the guy I've had the biggest crush on came to my house to pick me up for our first date. As we were leaving, my father screams out "Do you still have diarrhea?" I don't have diarrhea. My dad thinks he's so funny. FML
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anarkistsdream 0
If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...
SnifflyMiscreant 0
Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha
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Comments (105)
amandawins 0
CLEARLY she isn't pregnant. Her uncle was just trying to make the guy she was with freak out.
Jaywin 3
Look at the username - Prego my ego. It's quite possible she is pregnant and didn't tell the guy because it was their first date.
Soreeyeah 17
Good point!
it_doesnt_mader 0
i moderated this one!
RESTAREA 0
...o.o So did I xD
chinolatino 0
You've got a smart uncle you know.
sportsnut 0
soooo, does that make you pregnant or is that supposed to a message about not getting pregnant? Or was your uncle just trying to make the situation as awkward as possible...because that would be AWESOME
rockonCB4 0
Well... you should have specified in the FML is you're knocked up or not.. YDI if you are, YLS if you're not.
ninety3 0
Your uncle is awesome- definitely going to use that one on my children.
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Haha I'm going to use it too! Your uncle is a genius.
Indiana_fml 4
Me too! This is just a brilliant way to scare a date off! :)
Hugorgy 0
It kind of reminds me of a Dane Cook joke about **** blockers/twat swatters. The one phrase you can't have roll off your shoulders: "How's your AIDS?"
Anonanimal 0
LMFAO your uncle is awesome!
Nightfallz 0
are you pregnant? and if you knew did you not tell the guy in an attempt to trap him? ydi for getting knocked up in the first place IMO
YouSoDeservedIt 0
Why is this an FML? If you were trying to hide your pregnancy from your date, then YDI.