Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, while on a first date, I had to excuse myself to the restroom. I was still tired from pulling an all-nighter, and fell asleep on the toilet. When I woke up and rushed back out, my date was gone. Everyone now thinks I'm an arsehole who pulled the old "window escape" trick on her. FML
Today, I went on a Tinder date that was going surprisingly well. After dinner, she excused herself to the restroom… and never came back. I sat there for 25 minutes before realizing she had texted me: “Sorry, I saw my ex here and panicked. Hope you enjoy the fries.” I did not. FML
Today, I went on my first date in a year or so. It was going great, but after we left the restaurant, we went back to her place, where I was quickly chased out of the house by her two daughters, and her grandfather with a shotgun. FML
Today, I went to dinner with an amazing guy. At the end he said he had to go to the washroom. 15 min later he was still MIA, so I figured he'd ditched me with the bill. I paid and left. 10 min later he texted me, asking where I was. Turns out he hadn't ditched me. He was having "stomach issues." FML
Today, I went on a date with my a man I’ve been seeing at a restaurant. I went to use the restroom. When I came back, he and my purse were gone. He won’t answer my phone calls or texts, and he blocked me on Instagram. I’ve been ghosted and robbed. FML
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Top comments
chris_42 11
Obviously your boyfriend never actually existed and the security guard made you leave because of you were disturbing the other customers with your delusions. It's the only logical explanation.
tpm45 25
File a complaint, OP, then find him and Kick his ass. And at the very least, did he pay the bill?
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Comments (36)
ghil15 8
hmmmm.....
messergames 4
Because you used the fitting room as a bathroom
Dramori 29
Maybe your date thought it'd be funny to tell the security guard you were taking drugs in the toilet?
blueeyedann 6
Talk about coming on too strong... You must have scared the pants off of him.
Ari1337 15
by going to the bathroom?
anniemeece 23
Maybe he thought you were going to do the bathroom-ditch way to end the date, and got upset at the idea and told security to throw you out.
perdix 31
He probably told the maitre'd you were with Al Qaeda. It's the oldest date escape trick in the book, well, at least since 9/11.
Derrick1234 6
That's so messed up. Did you call him?
LarryMyster 7
When you got back did you ask, "why did Obama leave?" Only explination why there might have been guard there.
worldclassrager 41
Hope they had security camera's I really would like to know what happened...I would like a follow up with information..,
bizarre_ftw 22
Maybe he was having a shitty time and wanted to ditch you, but didn't want to leave you with the bill, so he asked a friend that worked there to have you escorted out to sneak you around the bill?