apav
Australia
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Contempt
Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML
single again
Chico, United States
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
mustanggt
La Porte, United States
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Red flag
Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
thegrandchawhee
Yakima, United States
Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML
dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Anonymous
Weird
Today, to anyone else who thinks court can be weird, I say this: I just had to testify in court about my penis because it was relevant to the case. FML
Anonymous
That ain't it
Today, my tampon leaked right before I had to go to court. I'm the plaintiff and I work for my city, and blood stains isn't a good look. FML
convict possibly
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.
OppositesAttract_fml 0
Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P
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hahaha6 0
To the people saying they hope the OP doesnt loose his/her liscense- why on earth would they loose their ability to practice law for saying the word prostitution? Even if they were directly calling someone a prostitute (which i suppose they kind of were) how is that an offence worthy of loosing their liscense?
teheheois 0
yeah
your_face 15
Haha, nice one! At least it's just your first day, when people pretty much expect you to be flustered. You're not the first person to make that mistake - I have a friend who did the same thing, although it was in a classroom mock-trial presentation, and I'm sure others have done it in court like you did.
Ughsucks 0
Did you graduate from a state school? or worse an auxiliary state school? You deserved it if so.
andreophile 0
I used to do that a lot. When I was a kid.
Ughsucks 0
#68... That should have been drilled out of him after 3 years of mock courts and internships at firms. The only reasonable alternative is he is one of the 800,000 attorneys that could not get any other real job, chose the field, and are now stuck doing traffic court/public defense/criminal prosecution/DWIs. He completely deserved it... Seethe your mediocrity into other fields please.
blackwidowtaco 31
Everyone slips up, don't be an asshole.
BaldOuting 0
Haha too funny what did the prostitution do? ;)
melikeulongtime 4
I busted out laughing at this!
patray_angel 0
Wow, that does suck. I am sure it was obvious before you made the slip that you were nervous. The two words are pretty close. Someday, probably soon, you will be able to look back at this and laugh.
RkR_fml 0
I did that twice for mock trial in high school.