apav
Australia
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Contempt
Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML
single again
Chico, United States
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
mustanggt
La Porte, United States
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Red flag
Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
thegrandchawhee
Yakima, United States
Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML
dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Anonymous
Weird
Today, to anyone else who thinks court can be weird, I say this: I just had to testify in court about my penis because it was relevant to the case. FML
Anonymous
That ain't it
Today, my tampon leaked right before I had to go to court. I'm the plaintiff and I work for my city, and blood stains isn't a good look. FML
convict possibly
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.
OppositesAttract_fml 0
Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P
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Comments (224)
GGnoRe 0
Hahaha this made me laugh.
THC_fml 0
Haha. A while back in school we had to read from the textbook in science. A girl misread "organism" for "******" XD
mynameisnotjudie 0
this one makes me giggle = )
brooklyngirl_fml 0
That's cute!
youaresofucked 0
i love you. ha
BenzCool 0
Wupz. XD
whatnow2859 0
HAHAHHAHA NICE JOB BUDDY IT'S OK, JUST THE FIRST DAY in 10 years you'll look at this and laugh
clockworkrainbow 3
I did the same thing with organism. Except I said ******. It sucks major when you get tongue-tied.
Dogmaw 0
When I was a kid, I was in trouble with the cops CONSTANTLY. When the system finally got tired of ******' around with me, I ended up in front of a judge. My assigned counsel had never been the lead in front of a judge before. She was stammering and sweating PUDDLES and stumbling over herself. At one point, she just went blank. Stared at the judge, stared at me, stared at her boss, stared at her papers and then kinda came back to Earth. I was thinking,"The judge is going to have me executed." :) All of a sudden, I'm wondering how she's doin' now.
Dragonmouth 4
Don't worry. Everyone stutters.