Work: Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I...

apav 11 June 2009, 11:52 Australia

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 4 March 2016, 21:59 Richmond, United States

Contempt

Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML

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single again 6 September 2013, 00:29 Chico, United States

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

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Bee 8 June 2011, 00:13 Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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mustanggt 10 July 2012, 15:39 La Porte, United States

Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

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anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff San Francisco, United States

Red flag

Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML

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thegrandchawhee 29 August 2015, 17:13 Yakima, United States

Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML

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dumbblonde 13 July 2019, 00:31

Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML

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Anonymous 20 January 2026, 00:00

Weird

Today, to anyone else who thinks court can be weird, I say this: I just had to testify in court about my penis because it was relevant to the case. FML

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Anonymous 6 October 2022, 13:30

That ain't it

Today, my tampon leaked right before I had to go to court. I'm the plaintiff and I work for my city, and blood stains isn't a good look. FML

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convict possibly 26 May 2017, 18:00

Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML

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redbluegreen 41

11 June 2009, 16:06

Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.

OppositesAttract_fml 0

11 June 2009, 16:03

Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P

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OppositesAttract_fml 0

11 June 2009, 16:03

Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P

dai1227 0

14 August 2010, 10:38

play Phoenix wright bitch I probly know more about law than you do

blankaex 0

30 September 2010, 17:07

198, you probably do NOT know more about the law than the OP. Just brcause you played a series of five Nintendo DS games doesn't mean you know more about the law than a real Attorney who actually studied the law properly for years in University.

icmandel 2

17 March 2012, 22:23

As far as im concerned, i dont see that the op did anything wrong. In my experience, most prosecutors are shallow, egotistical, idiots with napolean complexes. The true idealistic da almost dont exist anymore, most are career driven, trying to make their sats look the best without really paying attention to what would best serve the people. We imprison more people than russia did under communism and the prosectors are directly responsible for it.