Today, my boss called me into his office and bitched me out for a good half hour for my attitude to our customers. Apparently I always look pissed off and sound sarcastic. That's just my face at rest. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
Today, I sat in my boss's office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
Today, I got fired from my job for having a resting bitch face when I get frustrated or when I'm concentrating on my work. According to them, I have to work on my "anger issues." FML
Today, my boss came around to my way of thinking. He called our customers a "bunch of assholes" and to kick them out if they gave me trouble. When a lady began yelling at me for "setting the damn prices too high" I told her to leave. My boss soon bitched me out for being unprofessional. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this "joke" a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML
Today, I got a verbal warning at work for "having a resting bitch face." I had a headache. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, I got written up for insulting a customer last week, who then rang up to complain about my bad attitude. I was on vacation all last week. My boss doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boss told me that my attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow my example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much for that. FML
Today, my boss scolded me for being too friendly to our customers and told me to back off and let them do their thing. Less than an hour after doing as he said, he scolded me again, this time for slacking off and not asking them if they needed help finding stuff. There goes my bonus. FML
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Big_Daddy_Joe 0
I know exactly what you mean.
emo_devon 11
yes, OP, that happens...unfortunately, we tend to be unaware about how our face looks atm, and ppl just ask if you're pissed or if something is wrong when you are feeling OK...it is pretty annoying.
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Big_Daddy_Joe 0
I know exactly what you mean.
Damn_Hippster 11
Does that mean your ugly? Also thy doest explain why foundling sarcastic all the time!
flockz 20
and how to be smart.
Damn_Hippster 11
Wow, I hate auto-correct! Sorry for the bad spelling!!
flockz 20
i think he thinks correct spelling would be too mainstream. damn hipsters...
Damn_Hippster 11
23 gets it! But seriously even I am mad at my self, I too hate those who fail at spelling! Btw thy=the and foundling=your, yes that's right your.
ScaughtieHolden 11
My mom does that to me.
Angel_Vice 0
"the doest explain why your sarcastic all the time?" That's what you meant to say?
Friaza 29
You should cut back on the monotone and try not to sound like you don't want to kill yourself :P
mrahhhhh 21
Why the hell would anybody NOT want to sound like they DON't want to kill themselves? Or too get rid of the double negatives and therefore make your comment much more readable (Grammar Nazi moment)... Why the hell would anybody want to sound like they want to kill themselves?
skinthesnakes 6
to prove a point just stare into your boss' eyes and smile the biggest smile ever smiled. make it creepy... the end
mrahhhhh 21
Also hipsters suck.
LaughinStock 16
Lol OP is probably Squidward in disguise :P
fabian21 0
What's so wrong about sarcasm?
mariof13579 4
Ok
Alexunited1212 2
What's so wrong about Squidward?
raaawwwrrZ 8
Everything. Everything is wrong with him. He is a self-centered narcisistic baldy with absolutly no work ethic, he thinks that he is some some great artist but when he paints his poor art skills greatly reflect his narcisism, and even if you overlook all of that he has absolutly no tolerence towards anybody around him!! And there's also that creepy thing his nose does when he laughs, that's kind of annoying.
FarSide 23
I would you suggest you stop giving your face a rest.
GaySpooner 0
Read my bio An thumb up if u laugh
guckylynn 19
27, you claim to hate people who can't spell but you said " why your sarcastic all the time" when it should be you're.
angelchvz94 2
Me too, I always hear people saying how sarcastic I always sound, even when I'm serious. It gets annoying they don't take me seriously.
OhSoBueno 0
Looking and sounding sarcastic is a gift. And having a pisses off look on your face is also a gift, I would know, for I have it, because then you don't have to talk to stupid people.
emo_devon 11
yes, OP, that happens...unfortunately, we tend to be unaware about how our face looks atm, and ppl just ask if you're pissed or if something is wrong when you are feeling OK...it is pretty annoying.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
If people aren't afraid to ask why then you don't look pissed off enough.
apppiiee 5
You're cute.
skylerXx 6
I always looked pissed and have an extremely passive tone. I know how it is. But I don't give a **** usually.
topie_fml 6
That's the way it should be. **** it
IndigoAcrylic 9
Yikes.
aFatFuck 0
Yeah people tend to tell me that I always look like I'm about to drop a big dump
22cute 17
Yes, well my face used to always look like that, too. You can train yourself to smile as the natural state of your face. I did. People treat you a lot better, so it's worth the effort.
FlyingWhisps 5
Same for me, except my face at rest looks like I'm depressed all the time. Often people ask me if I'm feeling ok and some say I could be in a horror movie because of my blank stare :T
alex6946 10
People tell me thats how I sound and look, but thats just my face!
MILFSaregood 7
Beat his face untill it looks worse then yours and then bitch at him and ask why does he look sick all the time and why does he have a puffy double chin
iluvwaffles42 0
My girlfriend used to complain about my facial expressions. Apparently I "smile" too much.
deadroad 5
57- I don't see your girlfriends problem. What's wrong with smiling?
IndiRae 9
Whenever my face is at rest, I apparently look like I'm about to burst into tears. I work at a super market that seems to attract the elderly, so it's a constant flow of "Oh sweetie, are you alright?"
zachherbert 10
Need a tissue?
CryMoreFMLs 15
My face looks impassive 12/7, no matter what emotion I experience.
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
I've been told I look absolutely stoned even when I'm not. Seriously, I'm not joking.
iluvwaffles42 0
63 - She says that it's not normal for a person to be smiling 24/7.
rawrface22 10
Everyone always says that i look depressed or bored... but i'm just being normal..
Jaxon26 0
I can tell by your photo.
BigMacBoi 3
I have the same problem hate it !
Poopolicious 5
I can tell thru your screen name " rawr face" do you bite too?!?!
GogoTheGreat 12
I have that same problem.
crazychick1269 7
I'm sorry!
carolv22 0
Chronic bitch face?
sxe_beast 11
I have a chronic bitch face. lol =/
wishfulmidget 0
did your faces get stuck that way from being sarcastic too much?
Damn_Hippster 11
That sucks!
GaySpooner 0
You know what would help? Some spooning Read my bio An thumb up if u laugh
crazychick1269 7
well at least you'd b good at poker!!
BeatlesObsessed 12
I love sarcasm.
Lightbulb830 4
So your boss told you to fix your face? You should shave your eyebrows and using a permanent maker draw some "surprise" eyebrows and smile more.
dmeloccaro 5
This is brilliant.
jackrileymac 4
Sounds like you should join the military