apav
Australia
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Richmond, United States
Contempt
Today, as a public defender, my client was actually innocent for once. I intended to utterly destroy the prosecution's case and demonstrate his good character. That plan went straight to hell when he showed up heavily intoxicated. FML
single again
Chico, United States
Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML
Bee
Canada
Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML
mustanggt
La Porte, United States
Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML
anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Red flag
Today, while arriving to a date for the first time in a couple years, the first thing out of his mouth was, "I'm only dressed up because I had court today." FML
thegrandchawhee
Yakima, United States
Today, I was scheduled to fill in at the customer service counter where I work. Today was also the day that I allegedly accused a customer of being a thief, sold her a fraudulent money order, and will be sued for defamation of character. FML
dumbblonde
Today, I figured out that the roommate who I let move in with me on Sunday is probably a prostitute. I’m a lawyer. FML
Anonymous
Weird
Today, to anyone else who thinks court can be weird, I say this: I just had to testify in court about my penis because it was relevant to the case. FML
Anonymous
That ain't it
Today, my tampon leaked right before I had to go to court. I'm the plaintiff and I work for my city, and blood stains isn't a good look. FML
convict possibly
Today, I got to try on a stunning suit that made me the handsomest man in the world. Upcoming prom? No. Wedding? No. I attended a date... A court date. FML
Top comments
redbluegreen 41
Priceless. But depending on the case, there is a small possibility, you were still correct.
OppositesAttract_fml 0
Nice. XD FYL, but it's not your fault, we all mess up sometimes like that. ;P
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Comments (224)
thats_about_rite 0
THE PROSTITUTION RESTS!!!! SHEEW.... lol
rockstarbaby21 0
lol
STVader 0
THE PROSTITUTION RESTS, YOUR HONOR. NO, PLEASE, NO, NOT AGAIN!
SeventhFonons 0
LOLOLOL. This reminds me of this guy on this TV show who was giving his graduation speech and said 'sex' instead of 'success'
humorizer 14
Anyone else find it ironic as to what comment number 69 says?
prophet19 0
You're bad.
bluten 0
#3, you're amazing. This FML is just adorable. Intrigue! Drama! Fledgling lawyer!
Chubtubdaplaya 0
I'm starting law school soon. I can only hope I see funny things like this later in life.
rukusrazor 0
Another Freudian slip. Either that or you have hookers on the brain. Either way, it's your first appearance. I think having a touch of nerves is ok. At least you got the Jury / Judge's attention.
cossackkid01 0
Dude, how's that a fail? Most prosecutors are whoring themselves to the DA to get a better job later. I'd call this an accurate use of the language.