Today, being a broke college student struggling to make ends meet, I decided to sign up for a sugar daddy website. The first person to message me was my high school history teacher. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I agreed to go on a date with the creepy guy from my Economics class because I'm so broke that I could really use the free meal. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, my boyfriend and my sugar daddy found about each other. FML
Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of almost 10 years was/is a Sugar Daddy to a girl I know, for the past 7 months or so. I found out through a mutual friend.. FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, my sugar daddy-turned-boyfriend can no longer support my lavish lifestyle and told me to get a job. Ever since he divorced his wife and kids for me, he has to pay a hefty child support and alimony for them. This is way more than I bargained for. Now I can’t break up with him or he’ll think I’m a gold digger. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Well at least U2 have a history together 🤣🤣😂
RichardPencil 32
Where does a high school history teacher have enough money to afford this? Or are you a cheap sugar baby?
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Comments (9)
lowshadows 21
aim for a tenured professor, they're making bank supposedly xD
RichardPencil 32
Nah, the money is nothing special. The job security is fantastic, though.
RichardPencil 32
Where does a high school history teacher have enough money to afford this? Or are you a cheap sugar baby?
Mauskau 36
You don't have to be rich to use the sites, you can be on a normal salary but still want to pay for everything, it can just be dates or taking them shopping.
whitewolf361 13
California? My mom’s friend is a middle school history teacher, and she makes more than 90k a year. Some teachers make pretty good money (at least in CA).
RichardPencil 32
You seems to know a lot about them. Hmmm? I saw a TV piece about that site called Seeking Arrangements or something like that. The guys were giving the women thousands of dollars a month.
Gubbon 17
My high school history teacher back in the days told us he makes 100k a year. I don't know though if that's enough for this whole sugar thing.
Charlie Given 28
Well at least U2 have a history together 🤣🤣😂
alycion 39
You are putting yourself out there and are surprised by someone you consider creepy contacting you? At least he waited until you were legal.
julfunky 29
My high school history teacher was HOT. So I’m having trouble relating to the FML part.
Alup132 22
While not my history teacher, my substitute teacher, for when my real teacher has a baby, wasn’t much older than me and is my favorite teacher. The next year she went on to teach history full time at my school for the grade below. We still keep in contact
tounces7 28
That was your first thought, instead of, I dunno, getting a job?
831curmudgeon 7
Be sure to let us know how it goes with him!
ThrottleJockey 36
I'm sure he has a pop quiz for you.
Vorkujiil 6
might as well...