Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
Did she like your outfit?
Nanall 15
Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.
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Comments (55)
dennis96411 12
Yes, because assuming things will always make things turn out perfectly right.
hannahmorgan06 7
better start looking for a new job....
EmmyBabe_fml 0
Better start dressing appropriately too.
Glitterhinoceros 14
derp
red1355 6
Well if it helps. I would have hired you.... Lol
melisa_hope 9
That is what you get! You should dress professionally you probably ain't sexy any way!
Drspoofty 0
That doesn't mean it didn't do it's job it could work
EvilLilCupcake 10
If it did it's job I doubt this would be on FML
Isoldael 27
It's sad that OP's strategy often pays off, even in these modern days. Leaves more serious, better qualified people jobless while those in mini skirts take the jobs.
Isoldael 27
Yes, that is one of this year's hatchlings, and he's adorable! On topic, I think OP just needs a bit more self esteem. She probably has actual job related qualities that she could be hired for, and I hope she realises that :)
laff1234 4
Women like you make us all look bad. Do you know how many women can't get taken seriously because of twits like you. Be a professional, idiot.
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Totally agree!
twofirstnames 12
Fail.
twofirstnames 12
You would probably make more money from that too
F0xyTurtle 8
YDI, ****
daniero 0
trashy ****