Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, I went in for an interview with a firm where I'd done some interning before. After shaking hands with both the directors, I went to shake hands with one of the director's wives, who also works there. Turns out she was going for a hug and kiss on the cheek. I ended up kissing her on the lips. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, I went in for an interview at my dream job. When I walked in, I got a dirty look from the front desk secretary. Turns out, the guy interviewing me was from a dating website I'm on. I'd rejected him and told him to get a life. FML
Today, I applied for a job as a secretary. As I sat in the waiting room, the interviewer came out with his wife. She gave me a once-over, then said to her husband, "Hire this one. She's so ugly, you would never have an affair with her." FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
Did she like your outfit?
Nanall 15
Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.
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Comments (55)
deviable 9
Did she like your outfit?
trollsemen 8
Of course she did! Everybody loves girls in skirts.
Imgonnahaveabf 9
Thats pretty much the definition of attention *****.
Mr_Chow 5
Yeah she got a boner
urdirtyolduncle 15
YDI, ****.
marinus_fml 20
You don't need to dress sexy to wash dishes and serve people coffee. Because that the job I'd give you if you tried to seduce me into giving you a job. Back to the kitchen for you, until you find a job without having to be a cocktease. Oh yeahhh I just did
coffeygirl12 14
God, women complain about not being treated fairly & stuff. Come on, what do you expect is going to happen when you dress like that to go to work?
dsbs 9
Sounds like a porno to me
ZimZim119 0
I hate how people hire based on what they're wearing. It should be based on skills. If I have to hire slutty looking woman at work, then god dammit it's a sacrifice my wife I have to make!
baconftw 9
Not a good idea to attempt to improve your chances by looking like a *****.
FarSide 23
Tell us you were hired, and we'll all know something new about you and his wife.
margie2194 12
THREESOME!!! :D
NTimmy 2
And how did she handle it?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Nice try! People love hoes...
aFatFuck 0
No, if anything it would make them not like you. You're applying for a fairly difficult job then it's just gonna make you look like a dumb *****.... which I'm guessing you are.
IndiRae 9
And I'm guessing you're a fat ****.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I'm more of a lawn blower guy myself...
ksheets97 6
I don't.
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Lol you people are amazing. Look up sarcasm on the web. People and their humor now days. Obviously that's a terrible idea to dress like that..
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
And no I'm 6' 165. Not fat but might go bald some day...say a prayer for me!
btnhdude 0
I like this guy.. IndiRae **** you ... dirty hoe! (swoops back up with foot) I'm sorry I love you. (lame movie refference)
lmBobSaget 0
Ugh YDI tired of hearing these
genesisnirvana 11
Agreed.No one likes an attention *****
annasworld 3
ohhhhhh man. plan b- find new job
smirnoff1695 0
Same here, how is dressing like a ***** going to get you anywhere in life?
smirnoff1695 0
Same here, how is dressing like a ***** going to get you anywhere in life?
coffeygirl12 14
...uh look at ur profile pic...???
redfinton22 9
Scum
trollsemen 8
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At least you look sexy.
genesisnirvana 11
You can't turn a hoe into a lawyer
jumble 12
If she wants to act like a hoe, shouldn't she be outside with all the other lawn work tools?
marinus_fml 20
You raise a valid point!
customparachute 0
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Good idea, but a lawyers office is a weird place for a kitchen... If you want to act like a hoe, might as well be treated like one
genesisnirvana 11
There are times when it's ok to look sexy, but during an interview is NOT one of those things.
wierdos_rule 0
I soooo agree with #80
Nanall 15
Wow. I hope you didn't get the internship for demeaning women like that.
sxe_beast 11
But sometimes demeaning your gender is a good way to get ahead :D!
crazyrunnergirl 7
Good for a thought not a action
CoffeeZ 0
Way to set women back a couple dozen decades. YDI
FarSide 23
I still place women on a pedestal. so i can see up their dress....
krysxkatastrophe 14
Even if it wasn't his wife handling the interviews, he would probably would have noted inappropriate dress and your chances of hire would decrease. ALWAYS be professional.