Today, I finally got an interview at a restaurant after looking for a job for three months. I dressed nice, and the interview was going well until this blonde girl in booty shorts and fishnets walked in. The manager hired her on the spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a job interview. I didn't have any clothes suitable for the interview, so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview, I went to return the clothes, because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML
Today, I had an interview to be a waitress. Afterwards, I had food in the restaurant, which is where I overheard my interviewer tell the manager he wasn’t going to bother hiring “that girl I just interviewed” because "her face is nasty and she’ll put the customers off their food." FML
Today, I had my first interview after weeks of applying everywhere, but I got turned away for being "inappropriately dressed" for the interview. I was wearing the smartest clothes I own. FML
Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, in this horrible job market, I finally got an interview with a dream company. But like the dumbass I am, I mentioned my baby in the interview and got the "look" from the interviewer. Bye bye yet another job. FML
Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a local business with the owner who was man, and the manager who was a woman. I thought I did pretty well because I heard the manager whisper so, as I was walking out. Then I heard the owner whisper, "No fat chicks." FML
Today, I showed up on time for a job interview. After waiting for about three hours, I was informed that the manager had "better things to do" than interview me. FML
Today, I had a job interview at the local donut shop. It turns out I misunderstood the position, and that the job was actually to wear a donut costume and wave at cars outside the shop. I was told this after I got hired. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Ugh! People like that disgust me, both the girl and the manager!
RuralNinja 0
Next time, try somewhere besides Hooters.
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Ugh! People like that disgust me, both the girl and the manager!
andydawg8891 0
Well, she's gotta do what she's gotta do to get a "leg up" on the competition.
BeeSkwaird 0
I hope to God you are just using "literally" figuratively. That was quite macabre.
BeeSkwaird 0
Glad you went back and changed it, but now my comment makes no sense :-P
Reyo 2
One thing I learned today is that it's always best to dress for the job, not one dress level higher than it. If you're trying out for a job in retail, buy clothing from the same store and wear what you buy to the interview. If you're trying out to be a waitress, wear something...well...like the blonde did since that's what people might expect out of a waitress from that restaurant. Make observations about what people who work there are wearing and wear something similar.
the_stereotype 0
YDI if it was hooters
whoisthisgirl 4
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that's why I hate girls. shoulda started a cat fight!
ThatLSUFan 4
I never knew snooki was a waitress?
grimmelok 0
BACK THAT THANG UP
fuckmrsoftee 0
ydi for not dressing like a ****....sarcasm. that sucks, but at least now you know how to make it in the world..
Niia_fml 0
**** the girl and the manager. smfh
poncho55 40
They blonde girl and the manager will probably be too busy ******* each other already.
jisatsu 0
What type of restaurant was it?
toaster468 0
hooters probably
forever2life 0
that's what I was thinking lol
ADOG2645 17
Hooters
bugmenotmofo 34
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YDI for being a prude
gracieroxursox 3
I'm sorry if you were kidding, but I really hate it when people come up with bullshit reasons to say ydi
conartist66 0
FYL for saying that how she dressed matted all that much, maybe she had a degree or a better one that you,
MagicMeds 0
A degree? What degree do you need to waitress?
lostfaithinpppl 19
Seriously, conartist66! What planet are you from??? OP, you probably don't want to work there anyway if that's how the business is run there.
blakehilli8 0
ding 79 humanity level....
RuralNinja 0
Next time, try somewhere besides Hooters.
chellinha93 0
HAHAHAHAHA I agree.
humorizer 14
So true. I don't know how hooters is still legal.
jonny2x4 0
YDI for not taking the low road. BTW, Hooters is rather tame. I still don't get these people who bash Hooters as pornographic. It's just attractive women in tank tops and hot pants with pantyhose underneath. Totally harmless eyecandy, that's all. On a side note, their chicken wings are overrated and greasy.
Leah_Adelle 0
um fishnets is a type of panty hose and they do wear short shorts... how do you not get the connection here?
PsychoGorgeous 0
It's the way they act.