Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I read through my phone, hoping there weren't any drunk texts by me from the night before. Apparently I dirty texted everyone, even my boss. FML
Today, I texted my boss to say I’d be late because my train was delayed. Autocorrect changed “delayed” to “derailed.” My boss called immediately, panicked, asking if I was OK. I had to explain it was just a typo while standing safely on the platform. FML
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
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AFaye3964 17
This is why you should check the name before you text anybody.
Lebeaugars95 20
I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be an Fml if OP said something nice
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Comments (58)
XBurytheCastleX 25
You deserved it. Stop gossiping about every little thing that happens between you and people.
what12345 12
OP was probably upset. It's not healthy to hold your feelings in, so they told someone.
XBurytheCastleX 25
If she's upset that she told her boss then she did more than just tell her friend her feelings.
sofitina 20
Have you never been so upset that you needed to vent to someone? She messaged someone she trusted to get her feelings out and not lash out on her boss. She could have said nasty things, but its better to vent nasty things to a friend than to let it slip out when your boss yells at you.
XBurytheCastleX 25
I disagree.
1two3four5six 23
If you don't wanna see people complaining about their lives, why are you on fml in the first place??
jayeterror775 18
You don't know OP, so how exactly can you say that OP gossips about every little thing that goes on between him/her and other people? Plus I'm pretty sure you have bitched about your boss, or your job, or a shitty coworker. Unless, of course, you've never worked a day in your life.
jayeterror775 18
Oh wait I just realized your a little 14 year old. So obviously you haven't worked a day in your life. Truth is you can't give sound advice to an adult. You haven't even experienced how life truly is. Well let me tell you life gets a lot harder when you have to start taking care of yourself. If you think life is hard now, then your going to have a rude awakening. Oh and if you think you know stress now haha, then just wait till you are on your own.
_purepxrcelain_ 6
i agree 100% with #48...
shine999 12
I don't understand how can you 'accidently' only send it to your boss.
tournamentdecide 33
OP's boss and her friend might have similar numbers and/or their names be close in her contacts
NLM22 14
it can easily happen. what if OP was texting both people at the same time..... once I texted my dad lovey dovey (think thats how you spell it... dont judge me.. ?) stuff that was supposed to be for my soon to be husband! thank god it wasnt anything naughty or it would have been awfully embarrassing.
nikkiluvzglen 16
Always check the name
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Well damn.
Corvo_Attano_4 12
I hope you didn't text anything too bad but you shouldn't argue with your boss in the first place even if he's wrong or gossip about him
StarDust5921 16
Don't you just hate it when that happens? This is why I check who I'm sending it to about 3 times before I hit send. I hope you still have a job!
SaharaZinc 14
Hopefully the boss isn't too hard on you over it.
skittyskatbrat 19
You're at work. Unless it was lunch break, put the damn phone up.
Chente_313 15
Hope it won't affect your job
diosadelmasaje 8
It could be worse... could have been a lewd photo intended for late night fun that your boss could take as a gesture of insubordination or sexual harassment! Pro Tip: If your friend and boss have similar names ever, put a number in front of your boss' s name. You have to think to start with a number and prevent auto-fill ruining your day. Good luck OP.