Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a TV show about wildlife. The moment the narrator said the word "peacock", my boyfriend broke down into hysterical laughter. He laughed to the point of tears, and had to excuse himself. I'm dating a man-child. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to subtly encouraging me to do stupid things because he finds my "bimbo moments" hilarious. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, I realized how visibly upset my boyfriend got whenever a certain female friend leaves. When my other friend and I teased him about secretly being in love with her, he completely lost it. He threw a temper tantrum, spilled milkshake all over the floor, and stormed out of the mall. It was just a joke. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
colton_colton 50
We all have that inner child in us
kibster9 20
Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.
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colton_colton 50
We all have that inner child in us
BvbArmy_0 18
Did he have imaginary friends?
xivoricbutterfly 25
Im in highschool I laugh way to hard when I have to read the word "Dick"
jkmhawk 2
better than us all being in that inner child
ksks1234 33
Peacock is a funny word, along with the blue footed boobies, rector...
OysterPearls 33
Maybe when you're in middle school they are. Unless you're OP's boyfriend.
SMHsohard 22
Are you always so humorless, #20? Granted, there is a time to be serious, but in the privacy of one's home, laughing to the point of tears over a word or situation that strikes you as funny is wonderful. Hell, I'm almost 60 and fart jokes can still do it to me.
ksks1234 33
20-- I can be serious when need be (my job requires it) but when it is just me and my boyfriend, we laugh at stupid things. We also tell each other, "you're so immature" as we are laughing, if that makes you feel better.
illegalbeagle69 23
I was in my senior English class a few years ago and I was assigned to complete a research paper on the Blue Footed Booby. My presentation in front of the class went very well. Well, besides the teacher laughing her ass off every time I said Booby.
cole_tyler42 21
She should be happy, her boyfriend has a sense of humor.
chinaski7628 32
Titmouse is another funny one.
Dave_Davington 34
Dongle always makes me giggle.
lamb777 0
That woud be an awesome fml
kibster9 20
Let me see your peacock , ****, ****.
cadillacgal79 32
Seems like you picked someone a little low on the maturity scale, hopefully with some work he'll get better, but 9 times outta 10 it won't work, sorry OP. :/
jojimugo 20
Damm ok ....then my marriage is doomed
mangelon86 15
Get a sense of humor
TacoTrop 10
"9 times out of 10" source? You see, Mrs. Downer, here on fml we don't appreciate dating advice, especially false dating advice. I suggest you get another past time, perhaps throwing your mobile device at the wall so we never have to see you again.
cadillacgal79 32
Ok, maybe I'm a little mature, yes I have a sense of humor, I just don't fall over laughing at the word "peacock"
cadillacgal79 32
And I'm not suggesting OP break up with him, it's only if she gets sick and tired of it.
lennon_ 16
we all act a little immature at times.
whateverNA 8
Young at heart
sayyestothedress 24
Well, who wouldn't laugh at the word "peacock"!
qdawg06 23
Have a sense of humour, it's a pretty funny name!
ohishkabibble 21
Do yourself a favor and don't ever let him listen to Katy Perry. . .
pwnman 33
Just tell him his **** is the size of a pea. That'll change his reaction'
gramirez23 9
Or hurt his feelings..