Today, at church, while everyone was shaking hands and saying, “Peace be with you” to one another, a man took out hand sanitizer and washed his hands after he shook mine. And only mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at church, I sneezed suddenly and messily into my hand just as the priest asked us to stand and greet our neighbors with a handshake. FML
Today, as I was about to go in the bathroom, a girl walked out, shaking water off her hands. Some of it landed on my face, and I just wiped it off. Then she said to her friend who was waiting for her, "The sink's broken. Can I use your hand sanitizer?" So what landed on my face? FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
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Alup132 22
Were you the last person he touched? It makes sense to wait until touching everyone if that’s what he did.
ticklebeard30 7
he knows whst you do with that hand
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Comments (6)
Alup132 22
Were you the last person he touched? It makes sense to wait until touching everyone if that’s what he did.
LostSoul 20
That was my thought. People usually wait until the end to use it.
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure it was hand sanitizer and not actually lube? You might have put the devil in him, you dirty girl! He'll have to beat it out!
ticklebeard30 7
he knows whst you do with that hand
Wadlaen 24
Are you a dirty little girl...?
J15237 25
People are weird. I wouldn't worry about it.