Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No kinkshaming on FML
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Hott
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Poor old Kermit
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Inactive
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Unfulfilled
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Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
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Shakabrah 0
what the duck
insanestab 0
haha rubber ducky IS the one
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Comments (110)
KikiThePug 0
I do the same thing... but it's with a bone. :3 -Kiki
dlas 5
seek help LOL
Bxsnowhite 0
#59 I think you meant to say Aflac lol...but ummm what positions did this naughty duck have you in? Lmfao ahh yeah fyl
jordanbanana 0
Only in New Zeland....
EmtLindsay2010l 0
I would never want to admit that to the general public lol but that's disturbing. Get you head checked. :) On the bright side, at least you didn't REALLY have sex with a rubber duck. Or did you?
Weirded 0
Affffffflaaaaaaaaacccccck
SettoFail 9
LMFAO
Kp1995Rules 0
nasty
avenged7fold6661 0
Is your name Erney and do you live on Sesame street?
elmorous 0
i had a dream about smurfette once. she was getting it from bugs bunny and fred flintstone at the same time. like a good wingman i kept wilma happy until fred was yabba dabba done